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17 Aug 2016, 10:12 pm

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lol a little chauvinistic don't you think auntblabby? I am predicting a life of celibacy for you.
Honestly I wish I had lived a celibate life, I have never really wanted to have a relationship with anyone, too much damn work. Plus I would probably get a woman who would have 10 kids by me and then up and decide that she didn't love me anymore and ruin my life by taking most my stuff and bankrupting me with child support. Why in the hell would I risk that just to have some love, I mean damn I would rather just love myself and I have a bitter disdain for myself so women aren't worth the work.

was not referring to women or to any specific gender, because nasty comes in all genders and colors.



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17 Aug 2016, 10:17 pm

Well not everyone is incapable of respect...

Okay actually I guess they are now that I think about it, I mean thats why I am horrible person and no one around me is any better so hm. That was actually therapeutic thanks, I try to respect people but I don't so I guess the same thing can be said of others. Wow I don't know why I never considered that.



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17 Aug 2016, 10:22 pm

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I only attended my high school graduation because I was the only one to do so, and my parents wanted to see one of their kids attend a graduation. so I did. I got the hell outta there just as soon as I could.


Wanna hear and inspiring tale? Almost no one at my school (not just the students) didn't think I could do it. I'm not talking about graduating, I ment actually showing up to it.

But if I had it my way I would have rather not gone. I don't do big gatherings.


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17 Aug 2016, 10:25 pm

I'm gonna have to go. :?


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17 Aug 2016, 11:03 pm

Well, good night all(yawns)


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17 Aug 2016, 11:26 pm

Austinfrom1995 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
I only attended my high school graduation because I was the only one to do so, and my parents wanted to see one of their kids attend a graduation. so I did. I got the hell outta there just as soon as I could.


Wanna hear and inspiring tale? Almost no one at my school (not just the students) didn't think I could do it. I'm not talking about graduating, I ment actually showing up to it. But if I had it my way I would have rather not gone. I don't do big gatherings.

way to go joe :wtg:



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17 Aug 2016, 11:33 pm

Man I would kill myself if I had to go to any type of social event now, I didn't deal with it then and I won't even try to deal with it now. I hate people, they drive me insane. If I have to see someones face then at this point in isolation it requires hours of crying in the fetal position either before or after the interaction. You might think I am lying but thats how bad I am at social skills. I had a complete breakdown today after talking to my landlord, I freaked out and starting considering all this horrible stuff she probably thinks about me and bawled for at least thirty minutes. So yeah anyone want tell how horrible their autism or anxiety is?



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18 Aug 2016, 12:02 am

chances are excellent that your landlord has to wipe her tuckas at least once per day, she is not to be elevated onto some pedestal, so please don't worry what she thinks about you.



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18 Aug 2016, 12:15 am

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chances are excellent that your landlord has to wipe her tuckas at least once per day, she is not to be elevated onto some pedestal, so please don't worry what she thinks about you.


Well to put it into some context I got strung out on some serious stuff and went nuts on this women and told her they were out to get me pretty much. It was completely the drugs because I am never like that sober so we have a strained relationship and if she has any idea what I do on a daily, she probably thinks even lower of me then she is willing to admit. I was a good tenant but I screwed that up but I could be over thinking this. She admitted to doing drugs in her youth to me and she basically told me that she doesn't care about some stuff as much as others and she laid out the law and I have followed what she has told me so it might be she doesn't think poorly of me at all.



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18 Aug 2016, 1:34 am

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Anti masturbation pamphlet from the 18th century:

"Onania, or the Heinous Sin of self-Pollution, And All Its Frightful Consequences . . . "

http://english.byu.edu/facultysyllabi/K ... ONANIA.pdf

Evidently if you survive even the first time you do it, you are likely to get TB ("consumptions"), your thin gruel of a seminal fluid will spawn children who die, and if you're lucky you'll only get epilepsy.

Wow, I wonder what the same author would make of something really dangerous like vaping? (that is irony / sarcasm btw).


I think I'm going to throw up! :eew:


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18 Aug 2016, 10:47 am

Every morning, I always have a cup of coffee to get me through each day.


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18 Aug 2016, 10:54 am

It may seem like a dumb reason to be sad, but the fact that Ash freaking lost the Leauge ruined my day. :( And I have to go with my mom to take granny to two towns over, and that isnt helping. At all.


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18 Aug 2016, 2:39 pm

Recently adopted a new pet companion as, it's been over a year now since my previous pet friend had s serenely moved onto the next dimension of existence.


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18 Aug 2016, 2:44 pm

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It may seem like a dumb reason to be sad, but the fact that Ash freaking lost the Leauge ruined my day. :( And I have to go with my mom to take granny to two towns over, and that isnt helping. At all.


Waaaat.

..And I had high hopes for that show. :?


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18 Aug 2016, 3:16 pm

Going to get cooler the next few days around here..... and I actually like that.


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18 Aug 2016, 4:01 pm

There's a new moon, so maybe that signals a new regime away from dictators.