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Honey? Where!?

Oh. I see why. I really love that stuff, but I kinda don't like bugs, and I definitely don't like that wardrobe malfunction you have to wear.

Am I supposed to take fashion advice from a 14 year old?

Only if you want.

I'm allergic to bee stings. When I was a kid, we went on a holiday to Patonga caravan park and the first day of the holiday, I trod on a bee. He stung me under my big toe and my whole leg wound up swollen to the knee and looked like a big, red, hot, tight drum. That was also the same year they had bush fires right throughout the area to Umina cutting off the only road out of there. I thought I was going to have to swim to Lion Island with my bee stung leg.

Man...that must have been something!

Were they able to get you to a hospital quickly?

Did they have to airlift ypu?

I never know what people are looking for from me, and it's something different in every situation it seems.

Sometimes I wish I was not a female.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't a man but I quickly remember that I don't want a monthly visitor.

I like females appearance more then a males but not in a sexual way, I like the whole feminine long hair, piercing thing.

and no I am not gay... or straight for that matter. Such things don't interest me and no I would never cross dress, but I wouldn't mind Legolas's hair.

At weekends........

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i just want to get from one end of this life to the other, expending as little energy as possible.

Split stockings leak luscious lurching luddite-ladels, leeches lack lampshade etiquette but gain glamorous gluttony, invite several unto your gatherings for there is union where there lies lusting ligaments.

I just don't want to go to hell to be honest but thats looking more and more like a possibility. I try not to think about it because I would lose my mind if I thought about it. I don't really ask anything of this life anymore, its painful and it sucks, I just want it to end as soon as possible but God said when it all falls to hell to look up because redemption draws near.

Its not much but I'll take it,

Took the dog for a walk and the fog rolled in. It's been a long time that it's been foggy like that. And it reminded me of playing video games in the 90s where they used fog to hide the awful look where the game engine couldn't load far away renderings. Like if you played Driver on the PS1 it looked bad driving because it could only render a hundred feet or so in the distance so you'd be driving and buildings would just pop up out of nowhere.

Actually foggy days remind me exactly of SimCopter: