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26 Jan 2015, 7:37 pm

I love the Lifetime Channel. I would not be pleased if it were replaced by taped high school productions of Shakespeare.



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27 Jan 2015, 3:47 pm

I'm a fan of the Discovery Channel.


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27 Jan 2015, 4:40 pm

The English R sound is the same R sound in Spanish or Italian.


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28 Jan 2015, 2:09 am

A am fast asleep right now so I can get a full nights rest



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28 Jan 2015, 4:37 pm

A and the are verbs.


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28 Jan 2015, 4:48 pm

Garfield the Cat is very kind to John and he isn't above doing house chores. :)



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28 Jan 2015, 8:16 pm

I smoke so many cigarettes, I lost count of how many I smoke per day.


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28 Jan 2015, 9:23 pm

Pippi LongStocking's father is Long John Silver.



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28 Jan 2015, 9:25 pm

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29 Jan 2015, 12:46 am

i feel like eating soup right now.


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29 Jan 2015, 5:26 am

BlueYellowBrownGreen wrote:
Garfield the Cat is very kind to John and he isn't above doing house chores. :)


Right. All those stories about him being fat, lazy, gluttonous, and sarcastic are totally fictional.


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29 Jan 2015, 1:42 pm

Everyone close to Charlie Brown are always nice to him and in turn, Charlie refuses to call anyone a "blockhead."


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29 Jan 2015, 4:47 pm

I am muscular and thin.


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29 Jan 2015, 7:15 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
BlueYellowBrownGreen wrote:
Garfield the Cat is very kind to John and he isn't above doing house chores. :)


Right. All those stories about him being fat, lazy, gluttonous, and sarcastic are totally fictional.


Garfield often finds himself in the position of having to drive for 6 hours the day immediately after max deadlifting. (his record is 525 lbs)
He is sore as all hell and hobbles into the car slowly and prays that he does not have to brake suddenly.

I probably don't weigh anybody down.


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29 Jan 2015, 7:15 pm

I am ridiculously overweight.


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30 Jan 2015, 12:27 am

I do eye contact when I go out with all my friends. :D