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10 Sep 2016, 2:47 am

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if i was blind, i could park in disabled parking spots

"I see!" said the blind man to his deaf wife as their crippled son ran through the room.

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10 Sep 2016, 3:00 am

ImAnAspie wrote:

b9 wrote:

if i was blind, i could park in disabled parking spots

"I see!" said the blind man to his deaf wife as their crippled son ran through the room.

in the same vein indeed.

if i got out of my car and someone said i did not look disabled, and if i told him i was blind, and he then asked how the hell i drove here, i could just say i have a braille street directory.

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10 Sep 2016, 4:18 am

I'm having my Spock night.

I swear he's an Aspie!

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10 Sep 2016, 4:19 am

Does Sydney have the same time zone as Brisbane now?
Is NSW on daylight savings time?
I just noticed this on my world clock.

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10 Sep 2016, 4:20 am

Hey, Ima.
What time is it there?

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10 Sep 2016, 4:33 am

But I like partially melted ice cream. Not TOO cold feeling in my mouth.

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10 Sep 2016, 4:35 am

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i bought a pair of shoes yesterday, and to my horror, when i got them home and opened the box, i saw that they were both built back to front!
the one on the left was built to the specifications of a right shoe, and the one on the right was incorrectly built as a left shoe!! !
so thankfully, i have a logical brain and i solved the dilemma.
i just put the incorrectly designed right shoe on my left foot and the faulty left shoe on my right foot, and they seemed to fit perfectly.
but i am still going to write a letter of complaint to the manufacturer for having to put me through all that hassle.
what if i was an old woman with early onset dementia?

Awww sorry had to have a little chuckle at this! still laughing! :lol:

Seems like one of the workers maybe when trying them on someone else put them in the wrong way maybe?

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10 Sep 2016, 4:36 am

ImAnAspie wrote:

b9 wrote:

if i was blind, i could park in disabled parking spots

"I see!" said the blind man to his deaf wife as their crippled son ran through the room.

and who said aspies dont have humour! get better laughs on the forum than in real life! hehe

and 'imanaspie', yes i think you will be able too when Teslas self drive cars come out soon!

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10 Sep 2016, 4:52 am

I wish NTs would value what autistic adults have to say more than, "My sister's friend's nephew is autistic, and I read an article or two, I know what I'm talking about". Many times, I have been silenced in favour of those types on discussions on autism... :roll:

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10 Sep 2016, 6:10 am

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Hey, Ima.
What time is it there?

Sorry Raleigh.

It's 9:09PM here

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10 Sep 2016, 6:11 am

6:11 AM here,

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10 Sep 2016, 6:12 am

Also I am very glad your back ImAnAspie, it seems you posted a lot then dropped off the face of the planet, slowly came back and seem pretty active today.

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10 Sep 2016, 6:13 am

9:11 here, Ima.
We are on the same time zone!
How did I miss this?

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10 Sep 2016, 6:15 am

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6:11 AM here,

We're both into Saturday

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10 Sep 2016, 6:16 am

Raleigh wrote:

9:11 here, Ima.
We are on the same time zone!
How did I miss this?

What did you miss?

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10 Sep 2016, 6:17 am

Am I supposed to set my clock forward or backward or something? Did I miss something? :oops:

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