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Melangey
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08 Feb 2015, 12:50 am

This game is lame.



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08 Feb 2015, 12:52 am

this good time does not rhyme.



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08 Feb 2015, 12:57 am

Reality TV shows aren't scripted in the slightest!!



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08 Feb 2015, 3:41 am

Venus is the 7th planet of the solar system.



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08 Feb 2015, 3:57 am

nibiru will finally be sighted this year.



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08 Feb 2015, 4:11 pm

I am writing this from Mars.


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08 Feb 2015, 5:33 pm

I am writing this from the Oort Cloud.


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08 Feb 2015, 5:47 pm

A human can survive on Mars with no protection. John Carter was scientifically accurate in this regard.



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08 Feb 2015, 6:06 pm

I sent this missive from Niburu via laser beam :alien:



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08 Feb 2015, 6:14 pm

I didn't put my slow cooker on this morning.



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08 Feb 2015, 6:17 pm

I have detailed high-rez color photos of pluto and several other TNOs taken with a secret array of space telescopes parked out past Jupiter.



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08 Feb 2015, 8:56 pm

Pluto is strictly part of the Walt Disney corporation. any attempts to copyright this planet is a crime.



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08 Feb 2015, 9:02 pm

a little bird told me there was life on the planet pluto- it is fleas.



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08 Feb 2015, 9:24 pm

A flea can jump great distances.

They can jump of Pluto and invade your home



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08 Feb 2015, 9:25 pm

if you were to put a flea under a microscope, you would see that it was likely infested with a bunch of tiny fleas.



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08 Feb 2015, 9:35 pm

If you put a microscope under a microscope your likely to see a microscope