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CockneyRebel
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28 Aug 2011, 3:36 pm

I'm an Athiest and I worship the Devil. :twisted:


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28 Aug 2011, 3:37 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I'm an Athiest and I worship the Devil. :twisted:


That statement isn't contradictory


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28 Aug 2011, 3:41 pm

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28 Aug 2011, 4:10 pm

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28 Aug 2011, 4:20 pm

I am elligable for Medicare part B.


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28 Aug 2011, 4:24 pm

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28 Aug 2011, 4:29 pm

New Jersey is conveniently located adjacent to Alabama.



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28 Aug 2011, 5:07 pm

I, Anonymous Anonymous, am the older brother
of Makayla the Aspie and the cousin of Chrissy Run. :lol:


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28 Aug 2011, 5:14 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I, Anonymous Anonymous, am the older brother
of Makayla the Aspie and the cousin of Chrissy Run. :lol:


That doesn't work, my cousin has no autism or aspergers diagnoses.


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28 Aug 2011, 5:17 pm

Let me rephrase myself:

AA is the older brother of both Chrissy Run
and Makayla the Aspie.


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28 Aug 2011, 5:36 pm

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28 Aug 2011, 5:37 pm

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28 Aug 2011, 5:42 pm

Damp-proofing for woodlice is a great idea.


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28 Aug 2011, 5:42 pm

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28 Aug 2011, 5:43 pm

ive been so active lately.



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28 Aug 2011, 5:43 pm

Tomorrow the whole world will adopt the peseta currency.


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