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08 Feb 2015, 9:42 pm

I have relatives that live on pluto, in underground caverns.



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08 Feb 2015, 11:39 pm

I invented a time machine, went back in time, and gave a 14-year-old William Shakespeare a copy of Hamlet.



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08 Feb 2015, 11:49 pm

George h.w. bush held a news conference, told the assembled reporters there that he had not too many years left in this world, and wanted to come clean about what he knew about the assassinations of JFK, RFK and MLK, and also btw said that included in documents he would mail to each of the reporters present, would be what the gov't knows about ET life and UFOs, and that uncle sam had pulled the wool over everybody's eyes for the better part of a century and that he was putting an end to it.



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09 Feb 2015, 12:05 am

if you look at a teletubby through a telescope, and it makes eye contact, it is IMPERATIVE that you wait for him to break the eye contact first, instead of taking the initiative yourself.

if you don't, and you put the telescope down, he will teleport in front of you and smash the telescope on your face.

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09 Feb 2015, 1:40 am

Harding was the best president.



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09 Feb 2015, 1:41 am

either of the bushes was nearly as good.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:06 am

DVD stands for Digital Venereal Disease.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:07 am

ann coulter was friends with mother Teresa back in the day.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:12 am

The Westboro Baptist Church is a warm and loving group.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:21 am

ayn rand loved helping the poor.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:31 am

Logston wrote:
The Westboro Baptist Church is a warm and loving group.


Hey, I'm a member of that church.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:38 am

Mary Shelley wrote Dracula and Bram Stoker wrote Frankenstein.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:39 am

I'm being productive by posting in this thread.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:40 am

Jory wrote:
Mary Shelley wrote Dracula and Bram Stoker wrote Frankenstein.


Dracula and Frankenstein are also members of the Westboro Baptist Church.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:44 am

McHale's navy was for real, just ask legions of naval recruits in the early 60s.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:46 am

There's a new cure for jock itch. It involves the use of sandpaper.