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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Watch out for the crocodiles.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Oh, are you going for a swim? Thanks for the heads up.
I wouldn't go anywhere near your polluted river.
It's that way because you went skinny dipping in it.
No, it's because you farted in it.
People look forward to meeting you, as much as they look forward to being decapitated.
People would beg to be decapitated after meeting you.
VegetableMan Veteran
Joined: 11 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 5,208Location: Illinois
The background color of your post displeases me.
You're a spud!
Your lame retort also displeases me!
It's a good thing that I'm not here to make you happy then.
A very good thing, indeed!
Aw, it is a shame for you!
Tell me about it!
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,816
You're terribly lively for a vegetable. Shouldn't you just be laying there ever so quietly?:chin:
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Why don't you just cook the vegetable in question, instead of arguing with it?