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12 Jun 2014, 4:39 pm

Watch out for the crocodiles.


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12 Jun 2014, 4:41 pm

Oh, are you going for a swim? Thanks for the heads up.



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12 Jun 2014, 4:44 pm

I wouldn't go anywhere near your polluted river.


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12 Jun 2014, 4:46 pm

It's that way because you went skinny dipping in it.



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12 Jun 2014, 4:47 pm

No, it's because you farted in it.


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12 Jun 2014, 4:53 pm

People look forward to meeting you, as much as they look forward to being decapitated.



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12 Jun 2014, 4:56 pm

People would beg to be decapitated after meeting you.


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12 Jun 2014, 5:00 pm

The background color of your post displeases me.



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12 Jun 2014, 5:14 pm

You're a spud!


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12 Jun 2014, 5:21 pm

Your lame retort also displeases me!



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12 Jun 2014, 5:24 pm

It's a good thing that I'm not here to make you happy then.


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12 Jun 2014, 5:28 pm

A very good thing, indeed!



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12 Jun 2014, 5:32 pm

Aw, it is a shame for you!


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12 Jun 2014, 5:36 pm

Tell me about it!



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12 Jun 2014, 8:09 pm

You're terribly lively for a vegetable. Shouldn't you just be laying there ever so quietly?:chin:



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12 Jun 2014, 8:13 pm

Why don't you just cook the vegetable in question, instead of arguing with it?


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