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auntblabby
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09 Feb 2015, 2:47 am

that cure also works for hemorrhoids :razz:



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09 Feb 2015, 2:47 am

The Nazis were victorious.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:50 am

senator Kerry won the 2000 presidential race and florida never happened, neither did the resultant 2000s as we experienced them, that was all just a bad dream.



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09 Feb 2015, 2:58 am

The glaciers in the Himalayas will all melt by the end of the century.



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09 Feb 2015, 3:02 am

^^^
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there will be peace in the world this year!



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09 Feb 2015, 3:14 am

The safest place to be during a tornado is in the top of a really tall tree.



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09 Feb 2015, 3:17 am

all the wisdom in this universe [but none of the others] is to be found in the typical roll of toilet paper hanging near your toilet.



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09 Feb 2015, 6:54 am

Next month I will not want to spend all my money on games.



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09 Feb 2015, 9:35 am

I got a considerable amount of sleep last night.



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09 Feb 2015, 3:36 pm

It is raining right now.


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09 Feb 2015, 3:57 pm

I feel good. :|



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09 Feb 2015, 4:03 pm

Churchill hated FDR



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09 Feb 2015, 4:04 pm

world peace is at hand.



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09 Feb 2015, 4:12 pm

A fat lazy bastard cat is not currently sitting on my legs and preventing me from getting up.



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09 Feb 2015, 4:22 pm

Detroit has just discovered a way to fuel cars using only the oil siphoned off the faces of teenagers. Not only will this cure acne, but it will guarantee America's energy independence.



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09 Feb 2015, 4:27 pm

the Koch brothers have donated all their billions in the service of world peace.