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DeepHour
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15 Jun 2014, 1:40 pm

That's not a problem for me, Colour Scheme.

Thanks for brightening up my evening!

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15 Jun 2014, 1:40 pm

Did you have an unhappy birthday?

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15 Jun 2014, 1:46 pm

No.

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15 Jun 2014, 1:46 pm

Aw, that's a shame!

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15 Jun 2014, 1:47 pm

No it isn't.

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15 Jun 2014, 1:59 pm

It's a shame about your face.

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15 Jun 2014, 2:59 pm

We are not even sure about your face, we can only see half of it.....what if you have three eyes?

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15 Jun 2014, 3:00 pm

What if you sneeze and fall off the top of that flower?

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15 Jun 2014, 3:06 pm

What if your Monkey Hood blows off in a strong wind, and everyone sees that you have only one great big eye in the center of your forehead?

Which looks quite attractive with those two cute little horns on your head.

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15 Jun 2014, 3:08 pm

How did you manage to eat your breakfast with only one tooth?

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15 Jun 2014, 4:08 pm

You eat a four course breakfast in one gulp.

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15 Jun 2014, 4:18 pm

You're pots for rags.

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15 Jun 2014, 4:20 pm

You're a greasy toe-rag

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15 Jun 2014, 4:21 pm

You're a lurker.

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15 Jun 2014, 4:23 pm

Well, obviously not any more. Duuuuhhh!

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15 Jun 2014, 4:25 pm

That's two jokes in three minutes. You'll give BB a brainstorm!

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