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13 Jul 2006, 7:41 pm

so we can enjoy autumn

why are trees so tall



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14 Jul 2006, 1:40 am

because it was hit by a similar laser beam as in "Honey, I Blew Up the Kid"

is rootbeer actually beer soda?



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14 Jul 2006, 1:49 am

Yes, it's rooted from rootbeer, which isn't alchoholic.

Why are people always concerned about their appearance when around others?


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14 Jul 2006, 7:09 am

because they think that ''if we are not cool, we will die''

why do leaves change color



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14 Jul 2006, 11:04 am

It's because the sugars inside of the leaves decided to burn because they thought that they would turn into glass.

Why do people listen to rock, rap, and pop music?


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14 Jul 2006, 2:39 pm

Because the alternative is to listen to elevator music.

Why do we put diapers on babies and old people?



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15 Jul 2006, 7:55 am

Cos if we did'nt we'd be wading in s***! !



What sound does a giraffe make when its dying?



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15 Jul 2006, 11:37 am

"Eh tu Brute?"

Why are Blondes so dumb?



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15 Jul 2006, 11:40 am

from the chemicals that make their hair blonde.

why are haircuts need?


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15 Jul 2006, 12:24 pm

to conform to societal norms


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15 Jul 2006, 3:22 pm

Because his Attitude stinks.

Why do NT Females talk like Valley Girls?



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15 Jul 2006, 4:26 pm

i like totally don't know..

why do mirrors show things backwards



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15 Jul 2006, 7:39 pm

Cuz if they showed things straight you'd see straight through it to the wall.

Can someone ask a question for me? (I'm asking if that's possible, I don't want you to do that... my question literally is "Can someone ask a...")



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15 Jul 2006, 8:03 pm

Sure I can just what question would you like me to ask for you :)

Why does it always rain after one has just finished watering the garden ?



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15 Jul 2006, 8:39 pm

Your garden considers you watering it as an appetizer. It asks the clouds for a full meal.

Why do you get pulled over for speeding just after someone else flies by you going 20MPH faster??


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16 Jul 2006, 8:38 am

because the cops are out to get you (not really)

why are questions being asked