My Most Sincere Apology to MONKEY!

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05 Apr 2011, 4:28 pm

JoEllen v3.2 (the freeware version)

Nah, it's all a thought stream. Or a stream of p**s, y'all takes ya pick.

* continues strumming banjo, squints vaguely into distance *

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05 Apr 2011, 4:32 pm

I like it. I'm just a fan of all things 'hick' anyway.

Probably because I come from the British equivalent of an inbred little hick-town myself. I feel at home.

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05 Apr 2011, 4:37 pm

Speaking of inbred little hick towns, did you watch that program where that old fashioned village had to vote for who lives with them? They were seriously backwards.

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05 Apr 2011, 4:37 pm

"little hick-town"? Pfft. Around these parts everyone's a cousin and the sheep are looking worried.

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05 Apr 2011, 4:41 pm

Cornflake wrote:

"little hick-town"? Pfft. Around these parts everyone's a cousin and the sheep are looking worried.

Heh, here everyone is a morbidly obese, ugly, potential jeremy kyle guest with horrible kids. The old people are OK though.

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05 Apr 2011, 4:45 pm

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Speaking of inbred little hick towns, did you watch that program where that old fashioned village had to vote for who lives with them? They were seriously backwards.

No. I don't believe I did.

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05 Apr 2011, 4:46 pm

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MONKEY wrote:

Speaking of inbred little hick towns, did you watch that program where that old fashioned village had to vote for who lives with them? They were seriously backwards.

No. I don't believe I did.

On one episode someone said they had never seen a black face before. :lmao:

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05 Apr 2011, 4:46 pm

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"little hick-town"? Pfft. Around these parts everyone's a cousin and the sheep are looking worried.

Seriously, I am actually related to about half the people in my town, no joke.

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05 Apr 2011, 4:47 pm

MONKEY wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

"little hick-town"? Pfft. Around these parts everyone's a cousin and the sheep are looking worried.

Heh, here everyone is a morbidly obese, ugly, potential jeremy kyle guest with horrible kids.

That's all I can find in Tesco's these days. The aisles are stuffed full of them.

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The old people are OK though.

Yeah, some are Ok but they don't burn as well as they used to.

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05 Apr 2011, 4:47 pm

MONKEY wrote:

rabbitears wrote:

MONKEY wrote:

Speaking of inbred little hick towns, did you watch that program where that old fashioned village had to vote for who lives with them? They were seriously backwards.

No. I don't believe I did.

On one episode someone said they had never seen a black face before. :lmao:

What was the programme called?

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05 Apr 2011, 4:48 pm

And look how you turned out! Not 2 heads, but 3!

(edit: to your other post)

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05 Apr 2011, 4:53 pm

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And look how you turned out! Not 2 heads, but 3!

(edit: to your other post)

Shushhhh!! No-one else is supposed to know about that. I SHOWED YOU IN STRICT CONFIDENCE!

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05 Apr 2011, 4:54 pm

rabbitears wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

"little hick-town"? Pfft. Around these parts everyone's a cousin and the sheep are looking worried.

Seriously, I am actually related to about half the people in my town, no joke.

Yeah? Believe me, it's no fun when you walk in the countryside and the sheep bleat "howdy, cousin" to you.

Nah, the family landed here unique and we're still the only ones of our 'clan' - but we did narrowly miss living in Essex instead, shortly after I was born.
That wouldn't have been good - I can't wear white heels.

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05 Apr 2011, 4:56 pm

rabbitears wrote:

MONKEY wrote:

And look how you turned out! Not 2 heads, but 3!

(edit: to your other post)

Shushhhh!! No-one else is supposed to know about that. I SHOWED YOU IN STRICT CONFIDENCE!

You can't keep hiding your extra heads behind those ear hats forever you know. Generations of small town living has produced the scientific anomaly that is you, show them with pride!

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05 Apr 2011, 5:01 pm

....And that is the story behind the creation of RabbitEars.

Like a twisted, deformed, backwards version of the bicentenial man.

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05 Apr 2011, 5:08 pm

Cornflake wrote:

rabbitears wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

"little hick-town"? Pfft. Around these parts everyone's a cousin and the sheep are looking worried.

Seriously, I am actually related to about half the people in my town, no joke.

Ha! Sheep! Well thought of maestro!

And I know, you prefer your heels in black....

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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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