The corrupted wish game

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Granted, but they now play nothing but the spice girls.

I wish that I knew all

Wish granted, but you will need to go through many years of College and read lots of books.

I wish to get a brand new Laptop, every year.

granted... but the wish does not cover shipping/handling charges and they are all delivered broken

i wish i had not thrown out my left shoe

Now you're stuck with these shoes for the rest of your life.

I wish I were truly wise instead of just a wise guy.

granted... but now no one listens to you and they ball thin k your weird

i wish i had dark blue wings like a dragon..

granted! however, your wings are too small for flight and the come out of your butt.


I wish I had an unlimited supply of Belgian Ale.

granted... but it is wattered down and tastes disgusting

the wish is for the earth to have a second moon

Granted, but it is an eyesore.

I wish that I had a wish

Granted! but it can only be used on September 31st.

I wish for a Nitro Injected Dragster.

Granted, but it goes so fast that it kills you.

I wish that magic was real.

granted... but i don't know what that is so i give you a dog instead

i wish for a new game

Granted, but it is ret*d.

I wish for the codes to the whole US nuclear weapon arsenal

granted... but someone got them before you did.... and.....

i wish for superpowers

Granted, but they are lame.

I wish that I was superhuman

granted... but you are considered a demon and they staked you and burned you


i wish there were no more annoying ads on internet

Now they are in your DREAMS!! !

I wish I knew what happened to Raph 1-521.