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05 Oct 2011, 2:04 pm

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05 Oct 2011, 2:14 pm

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05 Oct 2011, 2:23 pm

Dear Friend,

This mesage might meet you in utmost suprise, however, it's just my urjint need for an off-world partner that made me to contact you for this transaxion. I am a banker by profession from Aramis in the Spinward Marches and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the Imperial Bank of Aramis. I have the oportunity of transfering the leftover funds (MCr11.5) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on 112.1105 in a crash of their grav vehicle.

Hence, I am invitting you for a busness deal where these credits can be shard between us in the ratio of 60/30 while 10% will be mapped out for expenses. If you agree to my busness proposle, further details of the transfer will be forworded to you...

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05 Oct 2011, 5:48 pm

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05 Oct 2011, 6:16 pm

lol... :lmao: It's great to see you so happy, Mick! :D


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05 Oct 2011, 6:24 pm

Taupey wrote:
lol... :lmao: It's great to see you so happy, Mick! :D


It feels great to be happy. Would you like a Mc Happy Meal? :)


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05 Oct 2011, 6:50 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Taupey wrote:
lol... :lmao: It's great to see you so happy, Mick! :D


It feels great to be happy. Would you like a Mc Happy Meal? :)
Sure why not, :D I believe I have some beano and malanta in the cabnets. :wink: Fast food doesn't always get on well with my stomach. :?


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06 Oct 2011, 2:09 am

Attention Dear Beneficiary,





My Name Is Dr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, The Executive Governor Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) . Please confirm this information As Urgent As Possible. Did you Send MR. Edmond Stock Beneker, from USA to Come And claim your Contract funds Valued at USD 10 million ?.


Your Funds Which Has Benn Long Approved In Your Name By The Federal Goverment Of Nigeria, And Was Deposit Here In Central Bank Nigeria (CBN).



This man was directed to My Office by Mr.John Adams the diplomat that are suppose to deliver your fund to you Please with matter of urgency get back to me immediately before things will go wrong.




Below is the Bank account details of Mr Edmond Beneker Where he want us to transfer your fund into.




Name on account: Edmond Beneker
Bank:Wachovia
Address:8233 Rochester Hwy. SC4600 Salem, SC 29676 USA
Acct.# : 1010246561978
Routing#:053207766
Swift Code: pnbpus76



He is trying to pay all the charges about your funds and claim It.




Please your urgent confirmation is highly needed now before Your fund will be released to A Wrong Person Within The next 48 hours,and please if you know that you never instructed him kindly get back to me immediately For Next Action.




Re-confirm the following Informations immediately for payment approval:



1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Copy of int'l passport, driver's license, or any valid ID card.




Please quote this payment codes (FGN/CBN3124-FILE111-CBN) in all conversation or else you will not be recognized as a beneficiary/contractor with this Government and note any further message without my Identification Or Pasport Photograph should be disregarded to avoid any fraudulent hijack of information.




Regards,




Dr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi,
Executive Governor Central Bank
of Nigeria (CBN)


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06 Oct 2011, 8:25 am

Dear Friend,

I warmly greet you.

Please forgive me if my plea sounds a little strange or unbelievable to you. My family attorney who could have handled the process of executing my WILL & TESTAMENT on my behalf died early this year after a protracted illness. I therefore prayed fervently and by the special grace of GOD,i got your email ID from your country's guest book.I amMRS JOYCEBAllO,a native of Brisbane Australia,I am 58 years old. I am suffering from protracted cancer of the lungs which has also affected part of my brain cells due to complications.From all indication, my condition has deteriorated and it is quite obvious according to my doctors that i may not live for the next couple of months, because my condition has gotten to a critical and life threatening stage.

I was orphaned at the age of four and was raised in an orphanage. I was married to my late husband Engineer.Steve Morgan for twenty years without a child.STEVE had cardiovascular condition and died of cardiac arrest few years ago.I am a fervent Believer and a God fearing woman just like my late husband. Steve and i lived in Nigeria for over 18 years,where my husband a petrochemical engineer by profession worked and rose through the ranks to become an executive director with a multinational construction and oil servicing conglomerate, before his demise.He also established huge private investments that i assisted in managing.

Sequel to the unfortunate and shocking demise of my priceless husband, i decided as a rule not to re-marry.when my cancer ailment became terminal & more so because i do not have a next of kin to bequeath all that STEVE & i labored for,i sold off all our choice properties and other inherited belongings comprising of a shopping mall,an hotel, shares, bonds,jewelries and other valuable family treasures and deposited the proceeds amounting to USD$10,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS ONLY) with First Inland Bank of Nigeria plc. As i write this fund is still deposited with the bank. The management of the bank just wrote me as the sole owner because of the unserviceable status of the fund and suggested to me in a 2 paragraph statement to issue a letter of authorization to someone who can manage the fund on my behalf because of my ill health and also threatened that the fund could be confiscated upon my failure to adhere to their Banking rules and regulations within a stipulated time frame.

I am presently at the intensive care unit of a London hospital,located at fulham road in west London. It is the leading cancer treatment hospital in the world and i have been undergoing treatment there for late-stage terminal cancer of the lungs. I am computer literate and was fortunate enough to have my personal laptop with me,hence I am writing from my sick bed. I rarely talk, my doctors told me that I have only few months to live,unless there is a divine intervention.It is my last WISH therefore to see that 90% of this fund is invested in any charitable organization of your choice and administered as you may deem fit, especially to the orphanage homes and homes for destitute and the mentally ret*d. you can also extend some part of the funds to churches and mosques and to those struck by natural disaster,if you wish.10% of the fund could also be expended on cost of administration of WILL & TESTAMENT and also on logistic support and other sundry arrangements that you may require as soon as the fund gets to you.

I crave your indulgence as a God fearing individual and as someone who cares for the less-privileged as much as i do, to take it upon yourself and use this fund for the above mentioned purposes,i took this painstaking decision in other to help humanity in my little capacity before i rest in peace in the bosom of GOD almighty.According to my physicians my time will soon be up.

As soon as I receive your reply and personal information as listed below, I shall give you the official contact of the First Inland Bank plc officials,to enable you contact the Bank without delays.I will also issue you with a letter of authorization,so that my bankers will recognize your status as the new beneficiary of the fund.

The letter of authorization will further prove that you are the new beneficiary of my ESTATE, WILL & TESTAMENT. the funds have an open beneficiary mandate and as such, it is whom i authorize or appoint to act on my behalf that the bank will recognize and release the funds to.Please assure me that you will not treat this offer with levity but will rather give my bequest continued existence.

Send the information in this order:

(1) Your full names :===================================

(2) personal or official contact address:===============================

(3) Home or Office phone#:============Cellphone#:==========Fax#:=======

(4) Your Age:===============

(5)Occupation:===========================

(6)Sex/Marital status:========================

Awaiting your kind response while craving your appreciation of my predicament.

Sincerely Yours,

MRS JOYCEBAllO
(London Uk)
Private Email: mrsjoyceballo444088@gmail.com


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06 Oct 2011, 10:18 am

Hey, have you seen my little cousin in ladies underwear?

Nope, he is not homo, he is hipser..

http://www.radiguet.3cfr.com/dragon-images/last.php

Lets associate this ... movement?

Lenard Jr


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06 Oct 2011, 10:19 am

Hey, have you ever seen my good old father in ladies bra?

Of course, my little freak is not gay, he is Justin Bieber fan.. or something

http://www.abtk.se/iframe/r.php/man-on-high-heels

Maybe we should join this movement?

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06 Oct 2011, 3:20 pm

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06 Oct 2011, 3:45 pm

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06 Oct 2011, 6:23 pm

RE: SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EURO INHERITANCE CLAIM (€7,500,000.00 EURO) 1
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06 Oct 2011, 6:23 pm

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06 Oct 2011, 6:24 pm

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