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01 Oct 2006, 12:01 am

Well the Ranch and Wasabi worshippers have already been wiped out in a war that between Garlic and Mustard. Maybe next the Dustmen and Sensates will go to war and the Mercykillers will be wiped out because of it. I'm tired of people fighting and accidentally killing someone who wasn't even involved.


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01 Oct 2006, 1:51 am

I belong to the most holy church of Our Lady Of Salsa.



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01 Oct 2006, 1:56 am

lae wrote:
I belong to the most holy church of Our Lady Of Salsa.


The Holy Book of Garlic

Verse 789

"In the end times many will claim to be the path but only I Garlic am the path to
salvation"

Repent ye false religion behold Garlic tonight.

Garlic Bless America



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01 Oct 2006, 3:03 am

TheMachine1 wrote:
lae wrote:
I belong to the most holy church of Our Lady Of Salsa.


The Holy Book of Garlic

Verse 789

"In the end times many will claim to be the path but only I Garlic am the path to
salvation"

Repent ye false religion behold Garlic tonight.

Garlic Bless America


Verily, I say unto thee....

(Blows raspberry)


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01 Oct 2006, 3:40 am

Garlic mustard, garlic mustard, garlic mustard! 8)


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01 Oct 2006, 3:44 am

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Garlic mustard, garlic mustard, garlic mustard! 8)


Oh dear.

THAT has put the cat amongst the pigeons.....


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01 Oct 2006, 5:16 am

We at the Church of the Latter Day Condiments believe in all forms of hot and spicy accoutrements, and thus our arsenal is considerably larger than yours (insert own joke here -> ____________________).

We also have Tom Cruise.

Now, who f***ing wants some? :D


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01 Oct 2006, 5:33 am

sociable_hermit wrote:
We at the Church of the Latter Day Condiments believe in all forms of hot and spicy accoutrements, and thus our arsenal is considerably larger than yours (insert own joke here -> ____________________).

We also have Tom Cruise.

Now, who f***ing wants some? :D


Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.

And you used salsa to break out of the funny farm.

When you say, "who f***ing wants some?", do you mean rhetorically, or that someone wants some Mor-condiments (say it out loud), or someone wants a rumble.

I'm feeling in the mood for the latter. I'm listening to "Dancing Mad", and that's what I am at the moment, as well as fighting mad, and just plain mad.


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01 Oct 2006, 5:52 am

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Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.


B-gger, you're right. I used to live in East Grinstead which is the UK home of both the Mormons and the Scientologists (plus lots of other religions, cults and new age groups), so sometimes I get them confused. The Mormons I met were nice people, whereas the Scientologists were all a bit odd.

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When you say, "who f***ing wants some?", do you mean rhetorically, or that someone wants some Mor-condiments (say it out loud), or someone wants a rumble...
I'm feeling in the mood for the latter. I'm listening to "Dancing Mad", and that's what I am at the moment, as well as fighting mad, and just plain mad.


Sadly, my Aspie desire for perfection means I'm badly demoralised by the failure of my Tom Cruise joke. Plus I'm a contrary soul, so if you want a fight I'm not going to start one. :D


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01 Oct 2006, 6:12 am

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Quatermass wrote:
Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.


B-gger, you're right. I used to live in East Grinstead which is the UK home of both the Mormons and the Scientologists (plus lots of other religions, cults and new age groups), so sometimes I get them confused. The Mormons I met were nice people, whereas the Scientologists were all a bit odd.

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When you say, "who f***ing wants some?", do you mean rhetorically, or that someone wants some Mor-condiments (say it out loud), or someone wants a rumble...
I'm feeling in the mood for the latter. I'm listening to "Dancing Mad", and that's what I am at the moment, as well as fighting mad, and just plain mad.


Sadly, my Aspie desire for perfection means I'm badly demoralised by the failure of my Tom Cruise joke. Plus I'm a contrary soul, so if you want a fight I'm not going to start one. :D


I'm sorry to hear about your demoralisation.

I despise Scientologists, and am annoyed by "door-to-door salesmen" religions like Mormonism or JWs.


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01 Oct 2006, 8:18 am

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I despise Scientologists, and am annoyed by "door-to-door salesmen" religions like Mormonism or JWs.


I'm with you here! Give me big budget TV infommercial religion any day.
What a great scam!

I can only imagine how much money people send in response to pictures of a little set with 20 new track houses on it, newly populated by some poverty stricken third world looking kids with tears in their eyes.


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01 Oct 2006, 11:41 am

It looks like werbert gave up. I guess it's just Garlic and BBQ sauce now. The War of the Condiments is nearly over.


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01 Oct 2006, 11:46 am

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It looks like werbert gave up. I guess it's just Garlic and BBQ sauce now. The War of the Condiments is nearly over.


Yeah he ate too much Mustard and has been throwing up yellow projectile vomit all day.

Garlic Bless America



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01 Oct 2006, 11:53 am

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One-Winged-Angel wrote:
It looks like werbert gave up. I guess it's just Garlic and BBQ sauce now. The War of the Condiments is nearly over.


Yeah he ate too much Mustard and has been throwing up yellow projectile vomit all day.

Garlic Bless America


This is how Garlic punishes those who would fight His followers.


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01 Oct 2006, 12:51 pm

Ranch Dressing forever! ahaha!


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01 Oct 2006, 12:54 pm

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Ranch Dressing forever! ahaha!


Quartermass already killed Ranch and all of His followers, remember?


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