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I saw Sylkat with the devil [sic]!

Since only baboons, Hal the computer, TenPencepiece ,Kevin, and Sylkat were on board at he time, Kevin thinks that Ten is ???

You caused a buffer overflow in my prefrontal cortex! Is Ten a ???, a What, or a _?

Until that little NT voice said that I implied that Ten is the devil [sic]. As it turns out, the devil [sic] came in a little IFO and tried to tempt (almost) everyone on board. It would not have happened if the co-pilot closed the cargo bay and locked it with, "baboon-proof," locks.

As Captain Kirk asked in one of the Star Trek movies,"Why does God need a spaceship?"
The devil would not need a vehicle, being a fallen angel,a supernatural being, etcetera, therefore, whoever Kevin saw arrive in a IFO was human, highly intelligent, and very involved in activities of Aspies and Auties. Therefore, we must have had a surprise visit from Alex Plank!
In addition, only Hal the computer controlled the doors after lift-off.

It was the devil [sic] twisted into humanoid form and trying to sell the spaceship for a soul!

Someone with a good understanding of neuroscience had to give HAL sentience and training, but it could not have been me, the lowly navigator (take that, me!).

Sooo Alex Plank, or Shaitan, Lucifer, Prince of the Air, fallen Angel, etc, re-trained (taught?) Hal, and was responsible for the excretory malfunctions of the baboons, the locking malfunction of the doors, and the sleep-deprivation of our respected navigator?


Right.

This never would have happened if no one decided to have a mission in space.

You and Sylkat are all spaced out! Go and write a screenplay or something!

Now that caused some mood whiplash.

"Alnisthestkig: The War of Conflagration"
Act I
Scene 1
Melvin-z has just entered a stage made to be similar to a spaceship and Sylkat is waiting in the shadows while Kevinjh is reading the beginning of a play.

MELVIN-Z: You and Sylkat are all spaced out! Go and write a screenplay or something!
KEVINJH: Why don't [sic] you go do just that!



ADDITION: added my line

Next line:
Melvin-z: I am but a humble cabin boy, I don't know how to write, sir.
( yes, yes, I know; but we needed a cabin BOY for the plot, and Melvin-z was the only one standing around doing nothing.

KEVINJH: Get thee hence, thou saucy villain, for we require a villain worthy of being fought.

(Exit stage right MELVIN-Z, enter stage left MYSTERIOUS ROGUE)

(mysterious rogue sneaks in and ties up all three of the characters thus far, comes in from behind carrying a deadly dart-gun and covered in purple from head to toe except for the eyes

MYSTERIOUS ROGUE: So we meet again! The three trouble-makers of this thread. You knew it was me all along. *I* was the one who destroyed all the fish in the world so there could be no fishy stories anymore, no fishy faces, no fishy smells, and soon....no fishy people! MAUAHAHA. Meet my fishy people destroyer: SHARK BAIT

KEVINJH: Alas, our deaths approach us here and now.
Know this, O Rogue, that a hero will come,
And save the world, in spite of all you've [sic] done.
Adieu to all, and a merry Christmas,
For now, methinks, we'll [sic] take eternal leave.

(Exit stage left KEVINJH, panic ensues.)

what the???? Tell Kevinjh to write a screenplay and he gets all shakespearian on us. And Sylkat, what's with the cabin boy? You need to work on your character development!

o wait, sorry Sylkat...it was kevinjh who gave the cabin boy the boot...

But of course I would. It is in my nature to incorporate too much archaic and outdated material. You would think I came from the 17th or 18th [sic] century if you read my famous millifiches. Besides, if the information one can freely find is public domain, it is implied that the information came before some year in the early 20th century.



[Excellent. Panic ensues, exeunt, exeunt, done.]

It was more of a shoe. We all lost our soles and are now all tied up as far as the plot is concerned because of that plot hole.