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03 May 2012, 7:55 pm

Because they like feathers.


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03 May 2012, 7:58 pm

Why is Obelix not fat?



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03 May 2012, 8:27 pm

Romans invented the Gymnasium, didn't they?
Obelix must have purchased one of the first 'Gym' memberships in recorded history and that's why he is slim.

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03 May 2012, 8:29 pm

*Ahem*
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03 May 2012, 8:30 pm

I thought so.


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03 May 2012, 8:32 pm

Wow!
Just look at those rippling muscles!

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03 May 2012, 8:37 pm

Menhir an issue since Astérix en Hispanie has involved the dog as well.



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03 May 2012, 8:41 pm

I thought than 'Menhir' meant ' standing stone'....?

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03 May 2012, 8:45 pm

Menhir has menhir meanings. :lol:



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03 May 2012, 8:48 pm

If a stone Menhir is Celtic and Obelix is Roman, that does not pertain.
Obelix cannot be a Menhir.

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03 May 2012, 8:52 pm

Obelix is Roman only by a technicality in the statement about all of Gaul being divided into three, as seen when the inhabitants of the little village attempt to participate in the Olympic games.
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03 May 2012, 8:58 pm

The Caber Toss is Scottish, not Roman or Gallic.
The Caber Toss requires a tree trunk, not a rock.
The Caber Toss requires the tossee to be held in front of the tosser's body, not behind.
Red hair does not confer honorary Scottishness on anyone.

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03 May 2012, 9:01 pm

But he is a Gaul! And he is not unlikely to toss that at any inconvenient Roman legions!



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03 May 2012, 9:05 pm

ALL Roman Legions were inconvenient.
And annoying.
And invasive.
Hopefully, many large rocks were thrown at them.

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03 May 2012, 9:10 pm

Many large punches certainly were...
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03 May 2012, 9:17 pm

Personally, I wish they had stayed in Rome.

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