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" on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons."
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

""The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
-Portal, GLaDOS

The purpose of relationship is not to have another who might complete you,
but to have another with whom you might share your completeness.

— Neale Donald Walsch

It was Kovacs who said "mother" then, muffled under latex it was Kovacs who closed his eyes. It was Rorschach who opened them again.
-Rorschach

“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person?” - François de la Rochefoucauld

person: you should get a hair cut!
me: i know!! ! can you point out the hair that you think i should get cut?
i can not decide.

person: i see you are wearing 2 odd socks
me: no. i am wearing only one odd sock and i bet you can not tell which one it is.

person: it is my my birthday today!!
me: you are a liar because i saw you yesterday.

"Be Alert,
The World needs more Lerts"

"You have a boyfriend? So, what's that got to do with me?"

- by Fat Domenick (may he rest in peace)

'It is dreadful when something weighs on your mind, not to have a soul to unburden yourself to. You know what I mean. I tell my piano the things I used to tell you.'
-Frédéric Chopin

"There is something demoralizing about watching two people get more and more crazy about each other, especially when you are the only extra person in the room." Sylvia Plath

"You are beautiful, but you are empty. One could not die for you"

"Here is my secret. It is very simple: one sees well only with the heart. The essential is invisible to the eyes."

"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."

"Only children know what they are looking for."

All from The Little Prince

"the city is not a concrete jungle, but a human zoo"
Desmond Morris

"the thousand stairs that you climb will lead you to my basement" ...me

"all the compliments you strive to give, will, like a coat of paint, flake off and become toxic in time to come".. me

my what a wonderful head of hair you have!
it is a pity that your head is only made of hair. me

congratulations on your 20th birthday! i never have known anyone that was born 20 times over.
i guess you will get it right soon! me

i think i better go now because these quips are rather stupid, and i do get stupid sometimes when i am devoid of power.