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24 Feb 2007, 10:14 pm

Granted, you have all the teeth in the world, 100 billion of them. Your jaw is the size of New York City, you can't move, you starve, you die.

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24 Feb 2007, 10:34 pm

Starbuline wrote:

You will, but you will choke on a muffin and go to the ER.

That's a pretty good deal, choke on a muffin, but meet Anna Paquin.

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24 Feb 2007, 10:39 pm

ahayes wrote:

Starbuline wrote:

You will, but you will choke on a muffin and go to the ER.

That's a pretty good deal, choke on a muffin, but meet Anna Paquin.

Yeah, but at the ER they discover you have an aortic dissection, they can't do anything for you, (because you're in a third world country) it bursts and you die. Anna Paquin does attend your funeral though.

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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24 Feb 2007, 10:41 pm

I wish cars could fly.

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24 Feb 2007, 10:46 pm

Granted, but they're consequently made illegal due to the potential terrorist threat...

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24 Feb 2007, 11:09 pm

T-rav20 wrote:

ahayes wrote:

Starbuline wrote:

You will, but you will choke on a muffin and go to the ER.

That's a pretty good deal, choke on a muffin, but meet Anna Paquin.

Still a pretty good deal.

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24 Feb 2007, 11:25 pm

I wish I had a nude, tap dancing Camel.

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24 Feb 2007, 11:52 pm

You get one, but realize just how bad camel spit can be.

I wish to be cast out of existence entirely.

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25 Feb 2007, 12:05 am

Granted, but your mind remains intact, slowly going insane in the nothingness.

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25 Feb 2007, 12:17 am

I want to sell my own line of "Build your own dirty bomb" kits.

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25 Feb 2007, 12:28 am

Granted, but constructing the first you get a 60 Gray dose of radiation from some hospital waste. You're skin sloughs off and you die.

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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam

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I'm A PINEY from my head down to my HINEY.

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25 Feb 2007, 8:56 am

I wish G. W. Bush was never elected President.

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25 Feb 2007, 8:58 am

Granted, but you get Adolf Hitler instead.

I wish that I could kill people with a blink of an eye.

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25 Feb 2007, 8:59 am

Alright, but that blink kills you also.

I'd like to go to Germany.

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25 Feb 2007, 9:01 am

Granted, but you are held for 3 months on suspicion of drug trafficking.

I wish that I had a Predator tank.

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25 Feb 2007, 9:01 am

Tequila wrote:

I'd like to go to Germany.

Granted, you're now in Germany in 108AD, a barbarian kills you.

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