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10 Oct 2015, 4:34 pm

The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store.

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10 Oct 2015, 4:51 pm

Little boy: Baa baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Black sheep: What d'ya think this is, nylon?

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10 Oct 2015, 5:52 pm

Is the sleeping bag still in the tent?

Yes.

Go wake it up.

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11 Oct 2015, 12:36 pm

Q:When is a joke not a joke?

A:When it's not funny.

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11 Oct 2015, 9:58 pm

What do call someone who deposits money at an internet bank?

A screen saver.

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12 Oct 2015, 3:12 pm

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?

A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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13 Oct 2015, 2:14 am

Proving yuppies are still full of crap after receiving their college degrees...

B.S.=Bull Sh!t
M.S.=More Sh!t
P.H.D.=Piled High Doodie
but that's not as bad as...
M.B.A.=A B.M. going backwards.

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13 Oct 2015, 5:46 pm

How is a tree different than a mad dog?

The tree is all bark and no bite.

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13 Oct 2015, 5:54 pm

What do ghosts eat for dessert?

Ice scream!

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13 Oct 2015, 9:55 pm

Once there were two baby skunks named In and Out. Whenever In was out, Out would be in, and whenever Out came in, In would go out. One day In went out and was gone all day, so the mother skunk asked Out to go out, and bring In back in. So, Out went out, and only ten minutes later came back in with In. The mother skunk said, "Out, how did you find In so fast?"

Out replied "In stinked." (instinct)

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