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06 Aug 2016, 5:08 pm

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him sit!!



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08 Aug 2016, 4:46 pm

Now if penguins were pink and cats had a beak, would that make my grand-mother the uncle of my dog?


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08 Aug 2016, 6:16 pm

Interpret your suspicions as a solitary goldfish would question where its next meal was coming from, this is how you become one with your enemies, when you banquet from the crumbs that the Gods bestow you, move with the motion of the free bowl waves, for this is the path to enlightenment via dripfeeding, a mainline to the heavens.



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08 Aug 2016, 7:44 pm

New Zealand is exactly the same as Australia.



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09 Aug 2016, 4:35 pm

"Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day." - Donald Trump



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16 Aug 2016, 1:08 am

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16 Aug 2016, 3:37 am

* How do pet food companies know their food is nice like they say it is?
* Why does bottled water have a nutritious facts label sometimes?
* Why are most brands of rubber gloves yellow?
* Why are most garden hoses green?
* Do you ever walk in the exact same spot that you've walked in before, or would your footprints always be in a different spot if you could see them and it's never the same twice?
* Do ants recognise each other?
* If you mixed every type of food that you have in your house, what would it look and taste like?


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19 Aug 2016, 2:01 pm

How can you ask so many questions if you’re SilentJessica?

Why does my spell checker mark every single word in this message as wrong?


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20 Aug 2016, 10:22 am

How do I get an upside down 9?


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20 Aug 2016, 11:12 am

If you cross bred a Shitzu and a Chihuahua, would you get a Shitwahwah?



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21 Aug 2016, 5:53 pm

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21 Sep 2016, 6:35 pm

I'm making home-made bread for the first time. The recipe said I have to let the dough rise. It's been almost an hour and the dough is still sitting there on the counter. It should be touching the ceiling by now, what did I do wrong? :duh:

(In case you don't get the joke, this person thought when it said to let the dough rise, they thought that meant it would float up off the counter and to the ceiling. I guess it's not so funny if you have to explain it, though.)



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23 Sep 2016, 8:48 am

What part of the buffalo is the wing from?
Statistics show that a staggering 10 out of 10 people will experience death.


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23 Sep 2016, 9:14 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
I'm making home-made bread for the first time. The recipe said I have to let the dough rise. It's been almost an hour and the dough is still sitting there on the counter. It should be touching the ceiling by now, what did I do wrong? :duh:

(In case you don't get the joke, this person thought when it said to let the dough rise, they thought that meant it would float up off the counter and to the ceiling. I guess it's not so funny if you have to explain it, though.)


I got the joke right away, it made me laugh. :lol:


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23 Sep 2016, 9:23 pm

Alexanderplatz wrote:
If you cross bred a Shitzu and a Chihuahua, would you get a Shitwahwah?

If you breed a bulldog and a Shitzu, do you get a BS?


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23 Sep 2016, 9:35 pm

Trump

[Mexicans] [are] bringing drugs,' crime and are 'rapists.

Obama is the founder of ISIS.

Hillary

We have a lot of kids who don't know what work means. They think work is a four-letter word.

I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian.