Ezra's pointless thread.

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I too am an avid masticator, though I think I prefer foods I can slurp.

Aside from masticating, what are your hobbies? How do your issues affect them? Do you have sensory issues as well as your dispraxia?

I occupy my time mostly by reading, watching TV and movies and random videos and playing an online game. And I go someplace for a walk and sometimes a meal most days.

When it comes to reading and watching things, I fairly often have to reread or replay parts because they didn't resister. In gaming my reflexes are slow so I need a game that's easy to play.

With going out for walks I need someone with me so I don't get lost.

I have the usual sensory issues with bright light and noise and fabrics. I'm okay with food flavors but nothing spicy. Texture is usually more of an issue than taste.

Does that make it more difficult to send secret messages to Vladimir? Or is your minder also your apprentice agent?

I deny your implications and that information is classified.

BREAKING: Ezra Refuses To Disconfirm That He Is Not A Russian Puppet.

Quick someone change the subject please.

BREAKING: Ezra Attempts To Suppress Media Reports That He Refuses To Disconfirm That He Is Not A Russian Puppet.

You know who else tried to suppress the media? Hitler, that's who!

^ I demand this member be banned and all his posts made in this thread deleted! Schnell!.. I mean быстро!... I mean now!

Uh who likes ice cream?

BREAKING: Ezra Threatens Reporters!

Nonsense that was just a typo.

Why don't you make Darmok a nice cup of tea with one of your special tea bags

BREAKING: Putin-Puppet Ezra and Communist Ferret Spy Threaten To Murder US Citizens!

THIS JUST IN: A frog has been caught sniffing Novichok , when questioned he was quite delusional but managed to croak "A Snow Leopard & Ferret made me do it" .

As he was carted off he could be heard singing to himself

"I'm Putin on my straight jacket
Tyin' up my white straps
As I'm toadly insane"

This is a strange thread.

^ It is all distraction.

Strolling around the river area. Used to be lots of mills here. There's remnants of century old docks and peers along the shores. There's a platform of sorts teenagers like to climb on and dive off. The little trail down to it is blocked off with caution tape now. Maybe someone got hurt.