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auntblabby
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05 Feb 2021, 10:45 pm

the tralfamadoreans.

what is a "hands-on experience"?



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06 Feb 2021, 2:24 pm

It's when you get someone else to do it.

Why are laptops flat?



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06 Feb 2021, 6:14 pm

So you stack multiples up to increase processing power.

How do you use a trebuchet?



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06 Feb 2021, 10:04 pm

you put your boss in the bucket and hurl him through a plate glass window.

why was it saturday night live and not sunday morning tape-delayed?



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06 Feb 2021, 10:37 pm

That's the way the priest wants it to be.

Why is it Chef Boy Ardee instead of Chef Girl Ardee?


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06 Feb 2021, 10:39 pm

the luck of the draw.

was chef boyardee a real chef?



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06 Feb 2021, 10:40 pm

Girl Ardee is doing time at San Quentin.

No, Boy Ardee was an artificial palm tree.

Why is it "A penny for your thoughts ... ", but everyone wants your two cents' worth?


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06 Feb 2021, 10:50 pm

'case they want more More MORE!!

why is why?



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06 Feb 2021, 10:52 pm

Orange

What is your middle name?


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06 Feb 2021, 10:54 pm

icehole

who is who?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:09 pm

Teddy bear panic attack
Last place you felt happy at?



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06 Feb 2021, 11:12 pm

A worm farm.

Last person you kissed?


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06 Feb 2021, 11:14 pm

marilyn monroe

same q.



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06 Feb 2021, 11:14 pm

A grumpy autistic.

Same q.


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06 Feb 2021, 11:20 pm

I kissed a dog and I liked it.

Why does my mum have to bow down to Bonnie Henry?


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06 Feb 2021, 11:22 pm

Your mum is the Archduke Ferdinand.

What should I wear?


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