My Most Sincere Apology to MONKEY!

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13 Jun 2011, 2:40 pm

Roy Batty must be quaking in his boots at the sheer supremacy of your crudely built 'life partners'. :P


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13 Jun 2011, 2:45 pm

Yes but my crudely built bots can not resist, since they have no minds. So there's no need to start pushing anyone over!


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13 Jun 2011, 2:50 pm

Imagine telling one of those lumps of plastic and bolts to tell you they "want you", and "need you".

I can also imagine one of them taking the place of Rachael in the film, or even a whole Bladerunner re-make, with all the replicants being 'played' by those things. Wouldn't be quite the same now, would it. :lol:


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13 Jun 2011, 2:52 pm

Instead they just say "no stop" because that's SUCH a turn on obviously.

It would be a whole different film altogether.


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13 Jun 2011, 2:58 pm

It would simply involve Deckard sitting in the police station, signing the necessary forms for the sex offenders register.


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13 Jun 2011, 3:03 pm

He can't really technically molest a doll though, because the doll wouldn't give a s**t.


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13 Jun 2011, 3:05 pm

Have you never seen Toy Story???? :P


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13 Jun 2011, 3:13 pm

I hate to break this to you but... Toy Story is not real. It's an animated film. I'm so sorry.


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13 Jun 2011, 3:15 pm

I'M NOT LISTENING!


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13 Jun 2011, 3:18 pm

YOUR TOYS DO NOT COME TO LIFE WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE.
I think you're old enough to learnt that now.


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13 Jun 2011, 3:22 pm

MONKEY wrote:
I think you're old enough to learnt that now.


I think you're old enough to have learnt proper grammer by now. :wink:


And don't diss Toy Story.

I forgive you though. :heart:


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13 Jun 2011, 3:26 pm

That was accidental!



You'd better, or else there'll be not kisses for you next week, and I'll be wearing my one piece pajamas every night.


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13 Jun 2011, 3:31 pm

MONKEY wrote:
That was accidental!



You'd better, or else there'll be not kisses for you next week, and I'll be wearing my one piece pajamas every night.


Was the obvious grammer mistake here also accidental?



And you spelt 'pyjamas' wrong....

Ooh I'm tearing you apart now!


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13 Jun 2011, 3:33 pm

Aaaah no! The paaaiiin. I've been ripped to shreds!! !


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13 Jun 2011, 3:34 pm

That's what she said.


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13 Jun 2011, 3:37 pm

Only if you're into violent things.


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