21 Apr 2015, 12:43 am
your gasses and body sweat have been preserved by NASA as a potential biochemical weapon 
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21 Apr 2015, 12:47 am
your cast-off skin flakes and dried salty sweat particles have been preserved by the ESA for future use as alien pet roach snacks. 
21 Apr 2015, 1:15 am
lool 
your hair is going to be preserved for posterity and served instead of noodles 
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21 Apr 2015, 1:26 am
your noodles will eventually be petrified and used in human wigs
21 Apr 2015, 2:52 am
your hair is going to be sold to the manufacturers of wigs for the Eskimos
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21 Apr 2015, 3:06 am
21 Apr 2015, 3:09 am
lool
you wear socks made from your own hair
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21 Apr 2015, 3:15 am
your mattress' batting is made with your own skin cells that you have laboriously saved and stuffed into containers since you were a child.
21 Apr 2015, 3:30 am
your madrass is full of your toe nail clippings which were collecting ever since you were able to say "dada"
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21 Apr 2015, 3:41 am
you eat your toenail clippings for dessert
21 Apr 2015, 3:42 am
you make bread from yours
21 Apr 2015, 1:10 pm
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21 Apr 2015, 2:03 pm
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21 Apr 2015, 4:14 pm
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