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30 Dec 2016, 4:48 am

I was a North American fall webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days. What were you in your former life?



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30 Dec 2016, 4:55 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
none of this would have happened if i simply had been born as a mollusk, like i asked.

how do you know that molluscs have no consciousness.
what if a mollusc wanted to burst forth and discover the world?
there is no chance of that. maybe many molluscs are living a life of unbearable immobilizing claustrophobia.

be carefull about which you desire.



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30 Dec 2016, 5:02 am

i imagine most cephalopods aren't complaining too much about their mobility unless they're surrounded by predators.

even scallops can amble around, slowly and feebly.

jory - i was most certainly a nematomorph worm in my last life. i had more fun writhing and tying myself into knots than in any other phylum i've been a part of.


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30 Dec 2016, 7:48 am

b9 wrote:
ill conceived romantic compliments:

your eyes are as black as the anus of a tanzanian buffalo.

your teeth are as white as a newly delivered fridge. ( a cheap one...not a smeg)

your skin is as soft as the finest quality toilet paper.

your personality is as unique as someone else who has an identical personality to you.

you are as much fun as riding a donkey in peru.
That is so beautiful!



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30 Dec 2016, 7:53 am

I was told I was big once then when I asked what part I kind of got a weird look :?

Never figured that one out :roll:

She didn't say anything else and we smoked pot and never talked again :mrgreen:



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30 Dec 2016, 8:01 am

Hmmmrpphh I have no words...



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30 Dec 2016, 8:08 am

I have left woman speechless for years and men just walk out of the room.

I take that to mean I am too good for a man but just right for a woman :mrgreen: 8)

Sorry I'll behave, I have to work to double time when QA is gone.

Have a song :twisted:



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30 Dec 2016, 8:36 am

dcj123 wrote:
I have left woman speechless for years and men just walk out of the room.

I take that to mean I am too good for a man but just right for a woman :mrgreen: 8)

He he, I like your attitude 8)



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30 Dec 2016, 9:23 am

Boo!


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30 Dec 2016, 9:26 am

It's hot in Sydney. I saw 34 Celsius. Maybe it's even hotter where you are.



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30 Dec 2016, 9:27 am

Froya probably has an expansive romantic fantasy life.



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30 Dec 2016, 9:29 am

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Boo!


ImAnAspie!!

:heart: :heart:



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30 Dec 2016, 9:33 am

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It's hot in Sydney. I saw 34 Celsius. Maybe it's even hotter where you are.


Hi Kraftie,
It's 1:28am and I've still got the fan on.

That's how hot it is.


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30 Dec 2016, 9:44 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
Froya probably has an expansive romantic fantasy life.

Dcj.... See what you did! This is your fault!



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30 Dec 2016, 9:45 am

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Boo!

Hallo Steve :)



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30 Dec 2016, 10:04 am

My low life of a cousin was spending the night at our house, and she was in my room and she tore the tag off one of my beanie babies. :x


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