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24 Mar 2015, 11:06 pm

I didn't go out grocery shopping today.

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24 Mar 2015, 11:35 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:

The last two posts are not the same.

angel = being, often depicted as coming from a heaven or the sky, may or may not have once been a fleshed human.

Angel = given name meaning, guess what, angel, messenger, common in latin american countries.

(lie^)

my hair is totally dry and flaky.

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25 Mar 2015, 2:13 am

I can't have a job. :lol:

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29 Mar 2015, 10:12 am

I stepped on a fairy yesterday. It was a gory mess.

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29 Mar 2015, 10:51 am

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29 Mar 2015, 10:57 am

Micheal Jackson was in fact a Chinese

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29 Mar 2015, 3:22 pm

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29 Mar 2015, 8:14 pm

jk1 wrote:

The Arctic continent belongs to the United Kingdom of America.

lol

the atlantic river is disputed between the people's libertatian republic of germanistan and the holy united communist prefectures of western americaland.

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30 Mar 2015, 12:56 am

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30 Mar 2015, 8:43 pm

I really like having to water my garden because of no rain in autumn when its supposed to be getting into cooler weather.

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31 Mar 2015, 8:26 am

My essay is done.

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31 Mar 2015, 8:50 pm

I am typing this in class.

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09 Apr 2015, 3:58 am

I bought a fake passport through WP.

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09 Apr 2015, 11:18 am

The only way to make us all happier is to:
1. cut wages and welfare spending
2. sell all publicly-owned utilities to the private sector
3. donate the money saved to the private sector
4. deregulate the market

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09 Apr 2015, 6:10 pm

i boosted my booty, bought fake russian, bhutanese, japanese and croatian passports, revamped my kitchen, and got new dental implants through WP.

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09 Apr 2015, 8:58 pm

I didn't go to the local market yesterday.

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