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auntblabby
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21 Apr 2015, 5:02 pm

you wear mock socks



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21 Apr 2015, 5:32 pm

Despite what you may believe, socks are not mittens.



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21 Apr 2015, 5:53 pm

you listen to rap music, and like it.



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21 Apr 2015, 5:54 pm

you eat tree sticks dipped in paint with candle wax for breakfast



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21 Apr 2015, 5:59 pm

you eat your dinner for breakfast, your breakfast for lunch, and your supper on the leap day.



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21 Apr 2015, 6:07 pm

You frequently visit raccoon strip clubs.



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21 Apr 2015, 6:08 pm

your computer chair is upholstered in raccoon hide.



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21 Apr 2015, 6:10 pm

you drink toilet water right along with your dog



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21 Apr 2015, 6:13 pm

you brew your beer with artesian toilet water without washing the bowl out first.



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21 Apr 2015, 6:37 pm

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your toilet is badly in need of cleansing... you haven't flushed it in six months



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21 Apr 2015, 6:39 pm

you save water by bathing in your toilet bowl.



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21 Apr 2015, 6:40 pm

All your brains would not even fit in a thimble.



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21 Apr 2015, 6:41 pm

your medulla oblongata is located in your large intestine.



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21 Apr 2015, 7:47 pm

Your nostrils are filled with spiderwebs!



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21 Apr 2015, 7:49 pm

your cerebral spinal fluid is made from spider juice



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21 Apr 2015, 7:53 pm

Your cerebral spider fluid is made from astrolite.