America really pisses me off. Sure, they have some great tourist attractions there and there are fabulous places to explore and experience on holiday. But there are still things that annoy me. First off, whenever I watch the US Supernanny episodes, the parents always sound so calm even when they are shouting angrily at their kids. They also repeat things in the same tone, like ''come on, stop kicking me, come on, oh my God, oh my God, please, come on, stop kicking me now, that's enough, come on...'' where as an angry British parent would just yell, ''will you STOP kicking me for goodness sake!! !'' Maybe it's because most movies are American and so I'm more used to watching Americans acting while I'm more used to watching real-life scenarios of British people (like the news, UK reality shows, documentaries, etc). So when watching Americans where they're being themselves still feels like they're acting to me, even when they're not. Some parts of America have less intense accents and seem to sound truly angry when they are angry, whilst other Americans just sound so calm even when they are really angry. But there is nothing better than watching a Youtube video of an angry chavvy Essex girl screaming abuse and having a bit of a tantrum. Even just watching it makes you glad you're not there. But an American, no matter how violent and angry they are behaving, it still feels like you're watching an actor or actress on TV.
And the American humour, sorry, no offense, but that is the worst humour I have ever heard. I cannot stand American sitcoms. I got so frustrated when America did their own version of the Inbetweeners. I mean, come on, you cannot beat the British Inbetweeners. Apparently the American remake got such poor ratings that they stopped doing it.
I enjoy watching American movies and cartoons, and I seem to laugh at the humour in them. I do love the Simpsons and South Park. But I do prefer the British sitcoms and dramas. I love Outnumbered, which is a comedy-drama about an ordinary British family, and I love it because it's so relatable, but if there was an American equivalent of Outnumbered, I would not find it funny or amusing at all.
Also when coming on these forums I always feel I have to Americanise everything because I feel half the users here won't understand what I'm saying. I know they can just look up on Google what British things mean but some users are too lazy to do that and they sometimes attack the British OP for not making sense, or the whole thread derails off into a discussion about a couple of British words or slang the OP has used that is foreign to Americans. So, to make everything easier, I use words like ''we're going on vacation'' instead of ''we're going on holiday'' or ''I liked my pacifier when I was a baby'' instead of ''I liked my dummy when I was a baby'' or ''my high school days'' instead of ''my secondary school days''. Really we need a UK-USA dictionary thread that's a sticky in one of the popular subforums here so that users will know more to go to that if they don't understand British words. It seems, as a Brit, I hardly ever misunderstand American words because, after watching so many American films and reading American stuff on the internet, I kind of have learnt mostly all of the words Americans use that we don't.
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