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.. I, Edna3362 called. To Isabella Linton in a forum apparently via Ghostbusters directory.
But I was so bored waiting an hour later, I end up sleeping in my bed so I missed it.
But then magz picked up and caught the session by the time it was answered -- so she tried 127 according to the dial tone I think..
Then I woke up and got up yet...
Magz hung it up! But nah, nevermind. I'm too hungry to find that directory again.



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Juan has 20 kilos of melon in his cart. While his neighbor, Adong, has 14 kilos of melon in his cart.
Calculate how many melons does it had to take to win a pie throwing contest against people who shares the same names across at least 2 continents.

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Olive 'em.

And now for something completely different:

"Wrong answer"

What will I find in my laundry machine?

Pebbles Flintstone. Because that happened for Fred, y'know.

When will I finish rug hooking?

When COVID ceases to exist (AKA never).

Why am I so itchy today?

Because you're going to win money.

Why am I so depressed lately?

Because of raising sea level.

Why were carpets invented?

Because everyone likes pets in the car.


Why were lightbulbs invented?

Because darkbulbs have trouble growing when there's sun.

Is there such a thing as a sunny day in Outer Space?

No, without atmosphere all days are cloudy.

How to sleep healthily?

Sleep inside a vat of fresh-squeezed, organic vegetable juice.

What to do next?

Blame a yeti for something that happened in the Sahara.

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