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I already have a hard time keeping the resident pet out of my room.

Same here. Our resident pet's a black lab named Kara. She is one of the most stubborn dogs I've ever encountered.

Dear Illustrious D, black labs are just about my favorite dog breed. I lost my silly girl over a year ago and was heartbroken. I have a chiweenie now...I think she is not much larger than Errol....Sylkat

Errol: Aww... sorry to hear about your lab, Sylkat.
Big D: Yeah. Good thing you now have a chihwahwa.
Errol: It's a "chihuahua," autistic dude.
Big D: Did I give you any authorization to call me that, white bear?
Errol: Uhm... no, Boss.
Big D: Good.
Errol: Sylkat, I haven't seen a chihuahua before. Is she small like me, or is she a bit bigger?

Dear Errol, my dog is a chiweenie...that's a chihuahua and miniature Dachshund mix...she is seven and a half pounds. She is eleven years old, I'm her sixth owner. I consider myself to be her 'forever' owner. Unfortunately, unlike you, she has absolutely no computer skills, nor any verbal skills that I know of. 'D' is quite privileged to share his home with such an exceptional bear....Sylkat

Errol: Yeah, Sis Sylkat, and dealing with this autistic dude really sucked. But to his credit, he taught me how to use DORKYCHOU. I'm a non-verbal autistic bear, but what's unique with the two of us is we are able to communicate with one another. What a wonder, now isn't it?

Dear Errol, The D is indeed fortunate to have you for a best friend...Sylkat

Evening all!

*tips hat*

Hello Ten!
Don't tip it too much the cone might fall off.

Dear Ten, I am worried that the cone in the tree may be arrested as a Peeping Tom, though I'm sure that he was actually just sky-diving and landed in the woods...Sylkat

I scrolled to the top of the page and noticed that there is a post from over two weeks ago. Times are hard here it seems. I guess everyone has turned dirty. Where are you innocence?

Innocence lies in cones, but many are being used by drunk people at this time of year

I'd rather not know what this means.... I hope it refers to dunce caps and nothing oddly vulgar.

On a lighter note, how well is everyone doing?

[Mood whiplash. ]

Hello all! Seems like there has been some life in here

Liiiiife!

Anyone fancy volunteering to be a voice actor?