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DataLore
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04 May 2015, 9:03 am

The wings are not on fire.. (sorry your comment reminded me of that monty python sketch ^^' )

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04 May 2015, 9:34 am

Mostly, people operate on the basis of rational decisions that they make deliberately and consciously, even Aspies.

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05 May 2015, 5:08 am

My back up is underway

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07 May 2015, 2:58 pm

I invented backup AI systems for everyone to use.

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07 May 2015, 3:05 pm

Machines are superior to humans because they never make mistakes, they are perfect *skip* are perfect *skip* are perfect *skip* are...

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07 May 2015, 3:07 pm

I am the first robot with Aspie behavior.

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07 May 2015, 3:09 pm

I wear makeup every day so the boys will think I'm pretty. :heart:

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08 May 2015, 12:13 am

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08 May 2015, 4:43 am

lostonearth35 wrote:

Machines are superior to humans because they never make mistakes, they are perfect *skip* are perfect *skip* are perfect *skip* are...

I don't find that funny!

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08 May 2015, 7:58 am

I do not think onions taste terrible.

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08 May 2015, 3:23 pm

I do not think tomatoes taste terrible.

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08 May 2015, 4:21 pm

I do not think tomatoes taste so horrible I have named them the fruit of the devil and do not think they should be shunned at all costs.

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08 May 2015, 4:31 pm

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09 May 2015, 7:05 am

I'm an important person on WP

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11 May 2015, 5:42 pm

Autism causes swine flu.

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