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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 88,948Location: UK
Your dafter than a brush.
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,804
It's past your bedtime, BB..
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 89,125Location: United Kingdom
I thought you might need someone to unburden yourself to.
But of course. I have no issue unburdening my exasperation upon anyone...
I'll always be here (or there) for you, Mjr.
Oh please! Someone pass me the sick bowl.
The only thing passed in this thread is gas.
That must be all those beans you've been eating.
At least I don't eat them on toast!
No, you eat them cold, straight out of the tin.
Someone has pulled the wool over your eyes, because it's actually pea soup.
It smells a bit like bacon.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
You smell like rotten eggs.
You smell like that panda's bum!
You smell like a ton of cow intestines.
You look like road kill.