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29 Aug 2011, 4:33 am

Before the internet, Reuters used talking parrots to relay the news.

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29 Aug 2011, 4:38 am

I have 57 different feet. I change them daily before they turn into raw stinkin' cheese.

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29 Aug 2011, 5:10 am

when I first went on this website I did not misread the name of it for ''wrong plant''

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29 Aug 2011, 5:12 am

I don't laugh when I have several tabs open and "Wrong Planet" is shortened to "Wrong Plane" or "Wrong Plan".

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29 Aug 2011, 5:19 am

I am not going to type anymore lies in this topic. Infact, I shall let my fish in teh fishtank do it for me as they are shock and water proof and love dry air

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29 Aug 2011, 5:20 am

also I didn't think the 'wrong plane'/'wrong plan' thing was kinda funny

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29 Aug 2011, 5:24 am

I'm starving.

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29 Aug 2011, 5:32 am

I'm not eating a bag of popcorn right now

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29 Aug 2011, 5:37 am

I love it when my computer comes up with fatal errors!

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29 Aug 2011, 5:39 am

i love it when Face book has been trying to uplaod one video for about 40 mins now an d still hasn't done it :/

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29 Aug 2011, 7:28 am

I am not disappointed in the Buckeyes, nor do I want to tackle Jim Tressel like a sterotypical raging Irish blooded ginger. NOR shall I ever get the urge to slap Pryors if I ever see the b******d.

And no, I'm not already procrastinating on my first day of school!

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29 Aug 2011, 7:41 am

Whoever invented Indiana Jones should be shot. Also, the main actor was so bad that that's why I chose IHateMrFord as my username.

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29 Aug 2011, 8:20 am

i have just learnt how to clean my ears with my tongue like a girrafe.

gibberish is classed as a language, 'globbalob' means 'i have a turkey stuffed up my nose. it likes to clean my brain'

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29 Aug 2011, 8:22 am

I live in Toontown. I am best friends with Roger Rabbit

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29 Aug 2011, 8:24 am

I breathe fire.

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29 Aug 2011, 8:41 am

I like guns.

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