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13 Aug 2018, 1:51 am

If I drink a glass of drink through a straw, will it stop my drink from getting spiked?

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01 Sep 2018, 1:25 am

If I suffer from anxiety does that mean I worry?

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01 Sep 2018, 1:58 am

if I engage in salty speech, does that mean i'm accumulating sodium or excreting it?

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01 Sep 2018, 2:01 am

After over a year of posts, bans, fake accounts, more bans, and more sh*tposts, I'm still of the firm belief that my posts will get me the amount of attention I crave and cry for

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01 Sep 2018, 2:02 am

^ Over 9000

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01 Sep 2018, 2:07 am

42.

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01 Sep 2018, 3:39 am

PBL187 wrote:

If I suffer from anxiety does that mean I worry?

I don't give a damn about public apathy.

And I don't know a darn thing about ignorance.

But I do worry about anxiety!

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01 Sep 2018, 4:40 am

I am not a fan of hassles. thinking about them causes me anxiety. so I try to whistle past that graveyard as much as I can.

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17 Sep 2018, 1:54 pm

I like to be stupid, it shows my huge amount of intelligence

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18 Oct 2018, 2:34 pm

I've been waiting all evening for my cat to come in so that I could put him out for the night.

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18 Oct 2018, 7:44 pm

vote, otherwise the b*st*rds will be offended.

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23 Oct 2018, 8:44 am

I really want to know what a deer with no eyes is called but when I ask everybody just says, "no idea".

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23 Oct 2018, 8:45 am

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who the eff cares? LOL

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23 Oct 2018, 9:07 am

Joe90 wrote:

I really want to know what a deer with no eyes is called but when I ask everybody just says, "no idea".

I wanted to know what that same deer would be called if it had no legs but when I asked I was told "still no idea"

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24 Oct 2018, 11:51 am

If I have a piece of dead skin on the roof of my mouth from eating burning hot pizza, and then after midnight it comes loose and I swallow it, will I turn into a cannibal gremlin?

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24 Oct 2018, 9:03 pm

ugh

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