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27 May 2009, 10:26 am

i like to chew teeth
they are all hard and crunchy
it is a challenge

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your a**hole is brown
mine is brown as well, you know
it's due to the poo

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nipples can be coins
if theyre cut off and dried up
it would be gross tho

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have you seen my dog
it escaped my custody
and i am hungry

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27 May 2009, 1:56 pm

This is a haiku
I am writing it right now
Now I am finished

Haikus are so fun
I could write them all day long
Actually, I can't

:wink:
:oops: :evil: :twisted:
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27 May 2009, 2:03 pm

RockDrummer616 wrote:

This is a haiku
I am writing it right now
Now I am finished

Haikus are so fun
I could write them all day long
Actually, I can't

well done rockdrummer
you wrote two haiku poems
we are the elite

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27 May 2009, 2:07 pm

haiku seems to be
a string of random words
in three rows

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27 May 2009, 2:14 pm

Haiku have meter
It must be 5, 7, 5
Or else it is wrong

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27 May 2009, 2:15 pm

ZEGH8578 wrote:

RockDrummer616 wrote:

This is a haiku
I am writing it right now
Now I am finished

Haikus are so fun
I could write them all day long
Actually, I can't

well done rockdrummer
you wrote two haiku poems
we are the elite

I think I wrote three
Can't you see my face haiku?
It's my favorite one!

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27 May 2009, 2:20 pm

Haiku often have
Some phrase about the season:
Humid weather blows.

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27 May 2009, 3:14 pm

twoshots wrote:

Haiku often have
Some phrase about the season:
Humid weather blows.

i didnt know that
in that case i guess it rains
like light tingling piss

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27 May 2009, 3:32 pm

twoshots wrote:

Haiku have meter
It must be 5, 7, 5
Or else it is wrong

twoshots you are
a true haiku master
spring wind in the trees

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27 May 2009, 5:59 pm

I made this haiku
In around half a minute.
That's thirty seconds.

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27 May 2009, 7:53 pm

I like to inhale
exhale when I am through
oops I sneezed, achoo

Lame and probably wrong, but I wanted to try one.

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27 May 2009, 8:20 pm

The roof of the world
In the midst of night is day
Letting the cats out

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27 May 2009, 8:54 pm

Now I am awake
Tomorrow I must practice
Put on the coffee

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27 May 2009, 11:31 pm

I wrote this when I was a teenager. I had a lot of trouble remembering it. Thank you for getting me to remember it.

love lasts nothing but
for a second we embrace
in that moment flight

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27 May 2009, 11:59 pm

I love the night time
Peaceful, serene darkness
I sleep when birds sing

I enjoy the pool
Pretending while I'm swimming
I am a mermaid

My dad got new teeth
He smiles lots, and he shaved too
He looks much younger

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28 May 2009, 2:06 am

Good grief, no suitcase
This is utterly dazzling
Harpoon spotted dick

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