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kevv729
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26 Jan 2006, 12:02 am

I live underground.


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26 Jan 2006, 12:15 am

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
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26 Jan 2006, 12:41 am

I have Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes and I wear Contacts.



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26 Jan 2006, 2:28 am

Earth is one big square.


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26 Jan 2006, 2:52 am

kevv729 wrote:
Earth is one big square.


The world is really flat. So don't sail to far or else you will fall off the end of the world.



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26 Jan 2006, 3:07 am

There is no moon.

http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm


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26 Jan 2006, 7:23 am

We live on a pretend planet called earth.


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26 Jan 2006, 11:14 am

Actually, it's triangular; hence the triangulation that takes place on this planet.


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26 Jan 2006, 7:47 pm

Bland wrote:
Actually, it's triangular; hence the triangulation that takes place on this planet.
That is a good one. :lol:

We are actually living on Venus.


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26 Jan 2006, 8:41 pm

I am asexual.



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26 Jan 2006, 10:43 pm

Humans who are asexual produce flowers for offspring; triangular ones.


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27 Jan 2006, 5:00 am

I wrote Beethoven's 5th Symphony


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27 Jan 2006, 9:10 am

Kev729 also wrote the Frank Sinatra hit "I Did It My Way".


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27 Jan 2006, 10:12 pm

if you know to some degree of accuracy the position of a given particle you can never learn to some degree of accuracy its momentum.



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27 Jan 2006, 11:17 pm

Bland wrote:
Kev729 also wrote the Frank Sinatra hit "I Did It My Way".
SShhh don't tell.

I was born 1963 BCE.


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28 Jan 2006, 1:19 am

The ads on wrong planet will make your computer run faster.