Movies I wish they had made

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Klaatu and Gorft come to earth to set up an illegal distillary.
Title: The Day the Earth Still Stood.

Queen Ann of Sweden and Tzarina Anna of Russia have a drunken cat-fight.
Titlle: The Clash of the Tight Anns.


Spock is brought back from the Genesis Planet on a rolling stretcher:
Title: Spock: The Gurney Home

Arnold Scwartzernegger goes into the book lending business:
Title: Conan the Librarian

A world war II flick. The French Resistance operative Madeline Dupres is caught by the Gestapo and tortured to death. Twelve of her comrades and her lover stand by her grave to say goodbye.
Title: 13 Rue Madeline.

Humphrey Bogart plays a transvestite who lives in Nirobi.
Title: The African Queen.

Two Jewish Northmen, Izzy Demsky and Bernie Scwartz fight over a shiksah. Oops! The did make it. It is called -The Vikings-

Burt Lancaster knocks up Deborah Kerr.
Title: From Here to Paternity

The adventures of three Japanese Rabbis during the tumultuous days of WW2.
Title: Torah, Torah, Torah

A deep sea navigator requires a high colonic aboard a submarine two miles below the surface of the ocean:
Title: The Enma Below

ruveyn

I think this thread would be more at home in the movies and tv forum. (love Conan the Librarian btw)

OK, well here's a serious one for you. On the cover of my copy of 'The Soul Of A New Machine' it says "Soon to be a major movie". Well, the movie never happened and I'd like to see it made before some of the people in the book die of old age.

Vanilla_Slice