I've got quite a few slogan t-shirts:
"jesus shaves" with a picture of jesus holding a razor.
"god protect me from the christians" I am a fan of blasphemous slogans as you can see
"rock paper scizzors" they have pictures of the hand actions, but the rock is of someone doing metal fingers
"everyone hates me" not true but I liked it
"I have the body of a god. Shame it's buddha!" Once again not true but who cares
"stop the world I want to get off" matches my thoughts perfectly
"Mental advisory. Not much content"
"pensylvania state psycho ward. 013-666"
There's a tshirt I want to guy that says "Small talk is verbal spam. Provide content or STFU" the words small talk have one of those red circles over it that they have on no-smoking signs.
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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.