ViperaAspis wrote:
I told a friend it was a birthday cake and he told me "The Cake is a Lie"...
goddammit Viper, I wanted to be the first one to say that!
Maybe it's a bomb disguised as a cake. I can just see a bunch of aliens carrying a huge cake with a sparkling candle, saying "We bear gifts", and then as soon as someone sticks a fork in it, KABOOM!
or "Why is there dynamite in my cake?"
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Happy New Year from WP's resident fortune-teller! May the cards be ever in your favor.