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CockneyRebel
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15 Jan 2021, 11:20 pm

I punch the guy on the V-Shred commercial that comes on after my favourite songs on YouTube.


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16 Jan 2021, 12:18 pm

Okoflex


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16 Jan 2021, 12:53 pm

I punch the person who thought that a TV commercial advertising a one-day dental implant service by showing pictures of smiling people with rotten teeth was a good idea.

I will forever associate those images with that dental service.


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16 Jan 2021, 12:54 pm

I punch Rocky (don't worry, he can take it).


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16 Jan 2021, 1:52 pm

Joe Manchin



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16 Jan 2021, 7:22 pm

I punch the doctor often seen in cosmetic surgery commercials that air in my area.

It's all fake! :x


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16 Jan 2021, 7:33 pm

I bring Adolf Hitler back to life and punch him.


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16 Jan 2021, 7:57 pm

My mom, my NT sister, and I all punch people who call us pretending to be Social Security agents.


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16 Jan 2021, 8:03 pm

I punch the neighbour from hell for yelling and screaming at me when I took my bin down at the front of the area where I live. :evil:



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16 Jan 2021, 8:18 pm

I punch my bigoted uncles who believe they are the fittest people in the family! :twisted:

They both weigh about 300 LBS each and whenever they are not at work, their wives have said that they sit all day watching TV and eat donuts almost non-stop. :x


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16 Jan 2021, 8:58 pm

I punch all the people around the world who used the word, Retard today.


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16 Jan 2021, 11:24 pm

punch moscow mitch for being an obstructing jackass.



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16 Jan 2021, 11:37 pm

Not exactly random, I punch whoever designed the ads for the app Kitten Match, some of those ads show animal abuse and abandonment, and the other day I was actually feeling okay for once and then was in tears for half an hour because of one of these smegging ads.

It isn’t even just finding an abandoned kitten in a box on your doorstep or anything, this particular ad consisted of someone throwing a cat out of a car, driving off, the cat tried to follow the car, then had kittens in some garbage next to a dumpster.


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17 Jan 2021, 12:07 am

I punch the person who invented Slim-Fast.


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17 Jan 2021, 12:10 am

I punch the CEO of 'my pillow' cause he's just a Maga brown shirt.


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17 Jan 2021, 3:05 am

Whoever thinks that conspiracy to commit murder is a form of free speech & free expression deserves to be punched in the face by others who are exercising their free speech & free expression. I'm not gonna punch anyone cuz I don't wanna stoop that low but I can understand others wanting to.


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