Funny pet stories

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My niece and I kept our pet rabbits in the same cage because the pet store clerk told us they were both female and we thought they would get upset if they didn't have a friend. One day my father comes rushing into the house in a panicked frenzy, demanding to know what this strange pink hairless thing he found under the rabbit cage is. My mom informs him that it is a baby rabbit and we learned Precious was female (my niece's rabbit), but that Cleopatra (my rabbit) was Marc Anthony. We took the babies to the veterinarian so we could tell the truth when the new owners asked of their genders.

A friend of mine lives on a farm in the middle of nowhere, they have a pet cat called Nelson because he has one eye. One night they are sitting in the lounge watching a horror movie on TV and they hear a tap on the window.

"No way am I opening the curtains to see who that is"

"Ummm, OK, because I don't want to look either, perhaps they will go away"

Tap, tap, tap.

"Damn, they're still there, go and have a look"

"No chance, you see who it is"

Tap, tap, tap, tap, then there is a weird noise.

"OK, we'll both go together, ready?"

"Ready, 3-2-1-GO!"

So my friend and his wife both throw back the curtains and there's Nelson hanging on to the wooden window frame with his front paws whilst banging on the window glass using his back feet.



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My mum was once drinking kahlua with milk. She left it on the table to go to hang the washing and when she came back the cat had nearly finished the whole glass. She jumped off the table and was wobbling! She was drunk! I guess she was attracted to the milk.

One time, back in 06 my mum and I went to Safeway to get some Oreo Cones and licorice. The two of us got back, and Chico was crying, and than he went Raw raw raw. That was funny.

My family used to have a gray and white cat and a few times she would stand on her two feet and have her two paws in front of her and she stand still looking like a statue. She also loved climbing on the windows screens poking her claws in and out, her way of telling us she wants to come inside. So one day I decided to take off all the screen because she was wrecking them and I didn't want her to climb on the other screens. One day she jumps on the screen and hits the window instead and falls on the ground. My mom laughed.

I'm not sure if I should post it here because it isn't a funny pet story but a scary one. It happened when I was a little girl and lived on a farm. My grandparents kept pigs and when one of them went into labour at night, grandma decided to assist her in her childbirth as a midwife. When the pig gave birth to the last of her piglets, she turned round and bit gran on her hand. Grandma could lose her fingers if she were less lucky. She was really lucky the animal didn't bite her hand off. For a long time she had to wear a thick bandage on it.