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DailyPoutine1
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11 Apr 2015, 10:13 pm

I wish everyone would die so my soul could rest and experience ultimate serenity...


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11 Apr 2015, 10:17 pm

And I wish I didn't have to rely on prescription drugs, but neither of these things is going to happen.


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11 Apr 2015, 10:41 pm

Sorry but I can't die for you. Dying sounds too painful and scary.

If everyone died, life would be hard, as it'd be hard to find food etc. So I rather wish everyone turned into robots or something to keep working for me without annoying me.



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12 Apr 2015, 3:27 am

They will.

*edit* Inb4 transhumanists.


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12 Apr 2015, 3:58 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
They will.


My thoughts exactly. :lol:

You just need to be very, very patient.



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20 Apr 2015, 9:46 pm

If everyone died except you then very soon there will be no electricity or heating or anyone to help you if you got sick or hurt. Buildings will start to crumble and there will be millions of house pets in the world without their owners. Maybe even billions. Some of them may re-adapt to the wild but many will die. Animals on farms and in zoos will also die. There will be no refrigeration to preserve fresh foods except maybe in winter, and even canned food isn't good after about maybe 4 years.

So no, everyone can't die, but a lot of them should.