Write the diary entries for your pets.
Paco(dog)
A usual day, I slept on my favorite spot, although I wasn't allowed inside all day. However, I did manage to sneak up where they recently planted the rosebushes, and dig to hide some food next to the fence. As a back up in case I want a snack later.
Sissy(cat)
Fortunately, they didn't allow the dumb, smelly dog in. One of my staff actually took my evening spot! Doesn't she know that I'm the one who lies next to the cushion by the wall?! And she had the nerve to take it, put it under her head and stretch out. I had to sit in front of the tv to get some of my frustration out. They used to throw cushions at me, however now I know that they can't, as this new tv would be ruined if it fell over. I enjoy watching them having to get up to move me.