Does anyone have any Aspi Jokes about NT's?

Post Reply New Topic

Are there any Aspi jokes about NT's? Nothing cruel to them please.

For example :

A persistently annoying NT wants to research an Aspi in order to further his own career.

The Aspi hints to him he has found a way to keep annoying NT's in suspense and lets the researcher assemble the idea in his head.

Eventually the researcher can't resist becoming intrigued and asks how.

There is a very along silence and no eye contact.

I've heard that one before LOL but it was told as a blonde rather than an NT... :-/

I don't know any other jokes. Sorry.

This is one where you have to use your imagination.

You are decorating a house for NTs. They are extremely rude, "my time is valuable" types. They are getting increasingly frustrated because you having been asking specific details of what colors and patterns they like and why they prefer them.

This is a fascinating insight into their psychology but you have misread the cues about status and length of conversation. They can not grasp you need to be able to understand what they specifically want before you can do it for them.

Eventually male NT t goes into unstable state and wobbles off to perform whatever highly important task it is he does. His parting words are "do whatever the hell you like as long as it's not white."

They are going away for two weeks. They have paid you up front

Example of possibly cruel joke. Please do not use this format unless you are sure you are not being unkind.

In the future Aspis have integrated with AI . We have evolved and inhabit cybernetic bodies. We are very happy and there are no more wars.

The remaining NT's were unfortunately neurologically incompatible with this system.

You have finally given into the children and agreed to them keeping an NT as a pet . They have already built a very nice house for the NT and filled it with all sorts of things to keep the NT happy. Tomorrow they want to build a simulated shopping mall for the NT because they know they like this sort of stuff. The children seem very keen.

You are making sure your children understand why the NT will need to sleep. Your children naturally did not get this at first. You explain that is what the bed in the bedroom they have built is actually for.

etc.

Last edited by memesplice on 26 Feb 2010, 6:16 am, edited 3 times in total.

A Mod is walking down the street, and it's quite obvious that the Mod is an Aspie. The Mod is just being herself, minding her own business.

A group of young NT women walk up to her. NT #1 asks, Why are your jeans so narrow at the bottom"? NT #2 asks, "Is that your real hair, or is that a wig"? NT #3 asks, "You listen to The Kinks? Like The Jonahs Brothers are like, so much better"! NT #4 asks, "Where did you get your plaid coat? In the Vintage Section at Value Village? Like you should totally get a bright green fitted hoodie, like the one like, I'm wearing"?

The Mod calmly says to the NT girls, "If I can't be myself in the democratic and liberated world of 2010 Canada, than who can I be? I think you high school seniours have better drive to the library and study for your year end exams. Use your brains, instead of your vanity. By the way, if I didn't love myself, I'd be exactly like the lot of you".

The NT girls run to their messy-haired, half-dressed boyfriends, crying. Their boyfriends tell them, "We told you so". One of the boys says, "I have a younger brother who has High Functioning Autism, and he's exactly like the Mod that you were all picking on, except for the fact that he's a Beatles Fan. He's the greatest person that I've had the pleasure to have known, and I'm glad that he doesn't know you Queen Bees".

The Mod walks up to the boys, and said in her obvious Cockney accent, "Thank you for sticking up for me. There are still good kids in this world".

Cockney Rebel . That is very complex joke, but one none the less, I think.

i am not aware of any jokes about nt's. i do not think in terms of NT/AS.

but i will try to make one up.

why were the 2 NT's spectacles broken?
because their heads collided when their eyes contacted.

why are there so many wrecks of NT"s cars in the jungle?
because they did not see the trees for the forest.

why is it easy to put one over an NT?
because they are prone to reciprocation.

explanation (because i know no one will get it):
the reciprocal of 2 is 1/2. the reciprocal of x is 1/x
the reciprocal of NT is 1/NT)

why are NT's prone to be attractive to bacteria?
because they can communicate in "small talk"

why do NT's have a nice day?
because they are told by other NT's to have one.

Q: What do you call an NT that can't understand an Aspie?
A: An NT

Q: How many NTz does it take to decorate a house?
A: 100; 1 to decorate and 99 to choose the color scheme..........over lunch, dinner and a launch party.......


Q: How many NTz does it take to make a 'successful' a party?
A: Enough that they CAN'T possibly meet everyone at the party.

Q: How do you get 90,000 NTz into a building?
A: Offer a liberal arts degree program and call the building a University

Q: What is the difference between a mediocre NT student and a 3.0 GPA?
A: Course work!

B9 I'm not quite sure why, but those are definitely jokes ! They made me laugh.

Laughter derived from specifically directed intention : Is this an Aspi first?

Could be "one small step" level stuff you've got going on there.


Will the NT's find them funny?

Blindspot- 90,000 Ntz into a building- !

I suppose campus would be more accurate but....................if there was such a building.................they'd love the intimacy

OK I think I've got one ( this is stopping me working guy's, so I'm going to sign out after this)

You have been choppered at high speed to Strategic Missile Defense Command .

You are now in a room surrounded by very excited NTs wearing silly uniforms. They tell you their defense grid has just gone haywire and is about to launch a first strike against China and they can not shut it down. They have four minutes and six seconds left before their ICBM's fire up.

The grid computer is generating a very obvious new code in the form of geometric shapes. They can not read it. You can and you can abort the program.

The NTleader is now very stressed and shouting at you. The other NT's are panicing trying to open the door to get into lifts for the deep underground fall-out shelters and making last minute cell calls.

There is a flashing red light above the door that has caught your attention.

How long do you pretend to go into trance-stim mode?

Last edited by memesplice on 26 Feb 2010, 11:19 am, edited 1 time in total.