I am not, nor ever was an alcoholic. But four years ago when I hit the age that magically allows one to partake of alcohol, I did what everyone else does and began drinking. A beer or two here, a shot of whisky there. Occasionally I'd binge, usually in a futile effort to appear more social, and sometimes to the point of excess.
A couple of weeks ago I decided that I don't like the feeling of drunkenness, that I don't like the degraded function of mind that arises from alcohol, and that most of all I despise the stunted performance and general malaise which always accompany the 12 to 18 hours following overconsumption of spirits. And by comparison, oh how I do enjoy the feeling of being sober! So I therefore, logically and reasonably, decided that I would not drink any more.
I will make a few exceptions. One is a single beer to accompany a hearty dinner. You simply cannot appreciate a good German jaeger-schnitzel without a flavorful hefeweissen, to give one example. And a greasy pizza will only stew in the gut unless the digestion is kick-started by a glass of beer. Second is a single ceremonial shot when toasting fallen comrades: those who have gone before us, and whose memory we honor.
And that's it. Drinking for the sake of drinking is outa here.
So far it's only been a couple weeks, but I feel a renewed vigor and inspiration, I have more energy, I think better, and I can enjoy my weekends instead of spending them hung over and pissed off. And interestingly, I have more money too. I'm not even sure what utility I saw in alcohol, in the first place.
Heh heh. There is one more reason why I am doing this. I happened to mention to a few of my colleagues that I was considering giving up alcohol. They scoffed and said they did not believe I would ever be able to do it. So this will help to keep me honest, as it will please me tremendously to spite them. I lived just fine without alcohol for 21 solid years. Looking back, I can attribute exactly zero of my many successes of the last four years to alcohol.
This is going to be awesome.