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Hi! My name is AnonymousAnonymous. You may know me as the Wrong Planet member nobody likes or everyone is planning in the future to conspire against. Yes, I am, on a scale of 1 to 10, a 15 on the Scale of Paranoia here on Wrong Planet. I often make fun of people for telling things about me that are not necessarilly true, using exaggeration and sarcasm. At my school, I eat alone because I have absolutely no clue how to make conversation with people within a six-foot walk from my seat. During classes, I have a habit of exaggerative breathing, as if I was forever on an airplane heading to who-knows-where. My professors look at me as if I was not even there. Hot chicks, during lunch and breaks look at me as if my IQ was 68, it's actually 97. More later...

Hi I'm CockneyRebel. I was a bit of a rebel, when I've joined WrongPlanet. I was born in 1974, but I don't care. I take pride in being a Mick Avory look-a-like Kinks Fan. I don't care if it's 2010 and this is an NT dominated world. I'm going to live life, like it's 1965, where you can leave me in peace.

I am...well I forget my name

I speak in riddles and am not that kind to people
I used to be, but I entered a surrealistic delirium and now often times speak nonsense. Quacks said I was a genius and I got a 145 on my IQ test at 13. (that part is true), but I am completely insane...
I often screech at random times



bananas

Come the revolution, we're going to need a bigger wall.

let's see...
i am retired but poor, so i guess i am poorly retired.
my avatar is a drunken santa but i am a teetotaler, i suppose that is better than being a drunk IRL but having a teetotaling saint as an avatar. i wish i could be drunk, though, it is more fun i suspect. or a pothead, as everyone knows smoking mary-j is more fun than drinking beer. only i'm physically averse to that stuff also. i can't have the green tabacky nor the alky but i will settle for the big rabbit to keep me company.
i am a solitary man who spends lots of time on the wrong planet but lives in a castle in the air that i built myself so there's nobody to collect the rent. but various other landlords [the kind with shingles on the wall] were paid good government duckies only to help me build my castle. isn't that rich? suddenly i feel much more wealthy.
people seem to me like strangers in the night but i am stranger still.

haywire mcclintock said it best in this utube video:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RJ6FF2bxbE[/youtube]

Hello! My name is V-sthsthblablabla, nobody knows what it means, but sounds good. Everything in me is good, even Above All. Because I'm narcissistic one who doesn't know on what world lives and always sleeps. I'm always too late, because Superiors don't have to come on time. It doesn't matter, because nobody waits for me. Nobody likes me, because I'm boring, unsociable and I have monotonous harsh voice. Nobody wants to date me, because my face is... ughhh.. it should be forbidden! And I can throw a hammer. Because I hate everyone. And everyone hate me! What a pretty harmony!

Greetings. I am posting here even though I don't understand what this thread is for.
I want to straighten out confusions, but I am easily confused.
I grew up in the woods, but I would starve without a microwave oven.
When I couldn't record any music, I wanted to record music even though I wasn't very musical. Now that I don't care, I can record music with a few presses of buttons, and I'm much more musical.

Hello, I am dossa... the gask mask girl who employs the powers of multiple dots more than she ought to... mmmmm... three dots... heh. I am a notorious lurker who often forgets to hit the esc key and becomes easily distracted by the eye rolling emoticon, so I might be logged onto this site for an hour and a half and only get to attempting to reply to one thread... but once I realize that I have been staring at the same reply screen and the same five words I typed thirty minutes ago, I do not hit submit... I get annoyed and x out the window... then go in the kitchen to get a cup of coffee and wonder what the hell I am doing in the kitchen for another half hour... without logging out of here first. I ought to stop tying now because if I do not stop soon I will not ever hit the reply button... I will get caught up looking at the emoticon who, frozen in esc mode looks kind of stoned... stupid eye rolling emoticon... it gets me even in esc mode...

Not so friendly greetings,
May I start by saying that I'm not actually a bean, nor am I blue in colour. As a matter of fact I can't decide what to be and what colour on any given day. I'm very indecisive you see, and I may one day die of starvation while standing in front of my fridge, door open, as I decide what the hell I should have to eat. What on earth am I doing here?? Everyone on WP is asking that same question to themselves as they see my posts, wondering why I don't reveal much about myself and stay in the safety of random discussion. The answer is simple; I am Alex's sock puppet! Mwaahahaa, now you know, after 4 years of fooling you all!! Most people like to avoid me which is fine by me as they usually smell wretched anyway, and have germy sweaty hands. Do Not Try To Engage Me In Conversation! You have been warned! You will be sorely dissappointed, and I thoroughly relieved.
I like death, swords, guns, pretty pretty fire, murder, blood, hell, anything violent and FUN! But don't be scared, I won't hurt ya. Here, come in and sit my brothers and sisters and I'll show you my shiny arsenal. After that I'll show you my album full of kitten pictures and my My Little Pony collection . My bedroom is painted pink!

One time in college, some guys were talking about sex and women. I said, "Ooh...kinky!" One of the guys said, "Shelby, you are a Kink!" I took a good look at myself in the bathroom mirror, two years later, to find that joker was right, all along.

Or useless. I have the same, because better to know than not

My name is My Future Self n Me. I am misleading everybody because there is really only one of me, even though I tell them there are two. It makes me seem formidable. However it's true that I am from the future. I like to talk to people online who think nobody likes them, even though there are probably lots of people who would like them if they could break the ice.

WoundedWho?

Hello. My name is Psychopompos. I'm a Stalinian Emo and my aim is to create a perfectly Ancient Communist Aspie State (in which NT are sent to goulag).