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Giftorcurse
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13 Mar 2010, 4:15 pm

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1. If Chuck Norris can swim on dry land, Molly Ringwald can run on thin air.
2. Molly Ringwald once got knocked up in China. She went into labor at sea, giving birth to the island nation of Japan.
3. When Molly Ringwald walks through a crowd of men, their penises erupt into geysers of semen.
4. Molly Ringwald is your real mother.


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13 Mar 2010, 4:56 pm

Fact #5: Upon seeing your list of "facts" Molly Ringwald will then sue you for libel. :roll:



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13 Mar 2010, 8:11 pm

Descartes wrote:
Fact #5: Upon seeing your list of "facts" Molly Ringwald will then sue you for libel. :roll:


only in england which has a very low threshhold for such, satire or no.



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13 Mar 2010, 8:13 pm

Descartes wrote:
Fact #5: Upon seeing your list of "facts" Molly Ringwald will then sue you for libel. :roll:


Hey, Mr. T and Chuck Norris both had tons of "facts" made up about them, and they never sued. If anything, "facts" like these are probably considered free publicity for the fading stars they're based on.