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29 Jul 2010, 7:27 pm

Teach me, teach me, how to jerk.

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29 Jul 2010, 7:30 pm

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29 Jul 2010, 7:31 pm

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29 Jul 2010, 7:31 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdVf8nG0BZg[/youtube]

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29 Jul 2010, 7:42 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmNst6Vqx4A[/youtube]

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29 Jul 2010, 7:46 pm

grasp firmly & pull.
careful that you don't hurt yourself :lol:

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30 Jul 2010, 1:47 am

You probably won't see this one coming.

How to jerk

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30 Jul 2010, 6:55 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9VKKXwVxU[/youtube]

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30 Jul 2010, 9:19 am

Aimless wrote:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmNst6Vqx4A[/youtube]

This song is amazing.

I don't know anything about musicology so I can't explain why I think this song has absolutely perfect composition. But to me it does. It isn't about the lyrics. They could put any lyrics in there that followed the rythm. But the composition sounds like literally a perfect pop composition to me.

Just wow

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30 Jul 2010, 12:45 pm

well first you put your hand on your **** and then you **** like ****, **** **********

hope that helped

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30 Jul 2010, 1:32 pm

right-hand-child wrote:

well first you put your hand on your **** and then you **** like ****, **** **********

hope that helped

I guess that pretty much answers his question. :lol:

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30 Jul 2010, 1:34 pm

He said jerk, not jerk off.

I would think he was referring to making jerk chicken, or maybe there is a dance move called the jerk.

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31 Jul 2010, 7:23 am

Tim_Tex wrote:

He said jerk, not jerk off.

I would think he was referring to making jerk chicken, or maybe there is a dance move called the jerk.

just wanted to see the reaction

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31 Jul 2010, 7:32 am

right-hand-child wrote:

Tim_Tex wrote:

He said jerk, not jerk off.

I would think he was referring to making jerk chicken, or maybe there is a dance move called the jerk.

just wanted to see the reaction

hurr okay doctor right-hand-child.

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31 Jul 2010, 7:35 am

I was wondering the whole time what the jerking mentioned by the OP referred to, besides jerking off Btw, here where I live we call jerking off beating or hitting the horse, which is our equivalent of your spanking the monkey

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31 Jul 2010, 7:36 am

Irulan wrote:

I was wondering the whole time what the jerking mentioned by the OP referred to, besides jerking off

It's a song.

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