funnymachine wrote:
my car tells me my depollution system is faulty then corrects itself all the time
my rear windscreen (windshield?) wipe has a mind of its own and comes on by itself sometimes when I open the boot (trunk?) of the car
I was walking by the car once when it was parked outside my house and for no reason at all the wiper went
nobody was near or in the car
weird

I used to drive Taxis years ago (before a lot of the companies started using cell phones). Somehow, we discovered our radio transmitters could be used to open remotely controlled garage doors. We used to drive up and down streets with the mic keyed to see how many would open. A surprising number of them would! We would go back through and key the mic again, and they would all close. Sometimes we'd see home owners standing outside on the second pass, with bewildered looks on their faces.
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I'm not likely to be around much longer. As before when I first signed up here years ago, I'm finding that after a long hiatus, and after only a few days back on here, I'm spending way too much time here again already. So I'm requesting my account be locked, banned or whatever. It's just time. Until then, well, I dunno...